Photo of A380 sitting next to A340-600

[91100 100 set]

Even though it's huge, it looks short and stubby. I think it's that beast of a wing root that spans almost the whole frickin plane. Ugggggleeeeeee.

Just wait until they try to stretch it into a -200 or -300 model in few years. Then it will be all in proportion with and look gorgeous. I always admired the looks of the A-330 myself. Like someone else said, long, slender, and feminime. A Boeing always seemed more masculine to me. Not that there's anything wrong with liking that.

Today's fart joke:

What are the 3 rules of international travel?
1) Eat when you're hungry.
2) Sleep when you're tired.
3) And never, ever fart with your pants on...

 

[TriJet]

A340: "LONGER - LARGER - FARTHER - FASTER - HIGHER - QUIETER - SMOOTHER"
Does anyone else find that humorous?

Airbus + Mr. Branson: these 2 idiots deserve each other.

 

[Whale Rider]

When the last A380 is dropped off at the bone yard.......That crew is going to deadhead home on a 74......