Caravan "bads"?
Flying an amphib 208 - waders on, opened door to step out onto "ladder", caught the wader in the seat or something and exited the aircraft head first, bounced off the float and hit the ramp on in a roll (missing the one wader) and ended up on the ground on my feet (I meant to do that).
Hit my head numerous times on the strut while pumping the floats, as my momma said, "son, some lights on the xmas tree are just dimmer than the others", I am not sure what she meant.....
Pinched my finger on the folding ladder on a wheeled 208.
In my humble opion if you work for a good (corporate) company flying a KA as a co you should start at $30,000 a year, at least.