If you really need to save money and can't get a parking pass at PHL, try parking at The Lagoon. It's a hotel/night club where quite a few US Airways commuting pilots/FAs spend the night before and after their trips. They have a shuttle to the airport every 20 minutes if I remember right. Just park out front, wear your uniform, walk into the lobby and blend in with the crews that actually stayed there and then tip well, so the driver never asks questions. I parked there 3 days a week for 5 months and no one ever noticed. At $8/day for economy parking at PHL, that's some serious savings. You can get directions at http://www.thelagoon.net/directions.asp
Ever heard of the word 'Integrity'?
I mean...you're telling this person to 'lie' outright!