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THE DEATH OF PARIS!!!!
Courtroom bystanders today were shocked not once but twice during today’s sentencing of Paris Hilton, the Hilton Heiress. First shocked by the judge, who, after hearing an emotional and somewhat incomprehensible testimony from the heiress, sentenced the blonde bumshell to fourty-five days in prison. The shock and dismay traveled through the courtroom like Oprah at a all you can eat Buffet. Newt Broccoli, who witnessed the scene, and one of the survivors stated. “It was incredible, the screaming and the crying, mostly from Paris’s fans, was just….incredible. Then there was stampeding, an I just ducked for cover.”
Apparently, in a move that would make OJ proud, Paris hurtled over the bench, side stepping many would be tacklers, and grabbed a fully loaded automatic rifle mistakenly left behind during an earlier evidence hearing of last weeks’ deer hunting accident. The blood bath that ensured was truly horrifying. “I just heard this popping and popping, and was nearly hit by one of the champagne corks flying through the court room when the guns went off.” Harley Davidson (No relation to the motorcycle giant) related to our reporters while paramedics were tending to his wounds. “It was awfully, she kept shooting and shooting, hell, the only reason I’m alive is that she broke a finger nail changing the clip and was briefly incapacitated.”
After a brief standoff with police, and nearly 20 courtroom bystanders killed in the gun battle, Paris took her own life thereby sparing the United States citizens months and months of trivial news. Heartbroken in Hollywood, Geraldo
This just in...Air Traffic control shuts down in ATL in protest, air travelers stranded coast to coast.. details at eleven!
THE DEATH OF PARIS!!!!
Courtroom bystanders today were shocked not once but twice during today’s sentencing of Paris Hilton, the Hilton Heiress. First shocked by the judge, who, after hearing an emotional and somewhat incomprehensible testimony from the heiress, sentenced the blonde bumshell to fourty-five days in prison. The shock and dismay traveled through the courtroom like Oprah at a all you can eat Buffet. Newt Broccoli, who witnessed the scene, and one of the survivors stated. “It was incredible, the screaming and the crying, mostly from Paris’s fans, was just….incredible. Then there was stampeding, an I just ducked for cover.”
Apparently, in a move that would make OJ proud, Paris hurtled over the bench, side stepping many would be tacklers, and grabbed a fully loaded automatic rifle mistakenly left behind during an earlier evidence hearing of last weeks’ deer hunting accident. The blood bath that ensured was truly horrifying. “I just heard this popping and popping, and was nearly hit by one of the champagne corks flying through the court room when the guns went off.” Harley Davidson (No relation to the motorcycle giant) related to our reporters while paramedics were tending to his wounds. “It was awfully, she kept shooting and shooting, hell, the only reason I’m alive is that she broke a finger nail changing the clip and was briefly incapacitated.”
After a brief standoff with police, and nearly 20 courtroom bystanders killed in the gun battle, Paris took her own life thereby sparing the United States citizens months and months of trivial news. Heartbroken in Hollywood, Geraldo
This just in...Air Traffic control shuts down in ATL in protest, air travelers stranded coast to coast.. details at eleven!
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