Overnighting in small towns.

[siucavflight]

I was not suggesting telling anyone that you were a pilot, just simply seems to be enough that I have all of my teeth, and dress better then the hillbillies that they are use to.

 

[propjob27]

See, originally I thought the same thing. Full set of teeth (they're even white). No holes in my clothes. No strange smell. I should be in like a dirty shirt. But...

I'm not saying I opened with "Im a pilot" like we've all seen idiots do before. I'm saying when the conversation eventually turned to "So what are you doing here in Liberal", "night manager at Walmart" worked alot better than "airline pilot".

But say whatever it takes to get you some.

 

[siucavflight]

I see prop, never thought of that before. But yeah, whatever it takes to get to play in the pie later.

 

[propjob27]

Hopefully you're never in Liberal in the first place.

Good luck to all.

 

[Rook]

I dont think it got me any ass, but at least someone other than myself jerked me off occasionally.

And the award for the best quote of the year goes too...:laugh: :beer:

 

[DGdaPilot]

Pags! Thick and chewy crust!

 

[acaTerry]

Is it just me or is it easier to pull tail when you are in a small town on an overnight? I am talking places like XNA, CID, DSM, BHM, I dont know, but sure seems like the girls out there are just impressed that you have all of your teeth.

... ...kids...
Grow up.

 

[AbOvo]

That comment from the guy with dinosaurs doing it "dinosaur style" on his avatar? Nice

 

[russtgol]

I spent about every Friday and Saturday night, and most Sundays through Thursdays too, in Heavys (no pun intended) in Liberal, Kansas. (I was "lucky" enough to be based there when I was at Great Lakes.

I NEVER got laid telling anybody I was a pilot. And not because I flew for 'Lakes, but because the local girls simply didn't "get it"

Now, when I started testing "I'm the night floor manager at Walmart" and "I'm the manager of the Pizza Hut on main", well that worked alot better. They could relate to it and we could talk about it, even though I had to lie through my teeth.

I dont think it got me any ass, but at least someone other than myself jerked me off occasionally.

Lesson learned? You gotta know your audience, and stick with what they know.

I think the girls knew a night shift manager at Wal-Mart makes alot more money than a pilot at Great Lakes!! :laugh :laugh

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

... ...kids...
Grow up.

Pot, meet kettle.

People who live in glass houses should walk around naked more, or something like that. (No, not you fat-ass).

 

[siucavflight]

... ...kids...
Grow up.

Your avatar is a T-Rex, bending another T-rex over and doing her doggy style. If you cant have a little fun over on these message boards you must be a real tool.

 

[BuckMurdock1]

The girls in small towns have tails?

More like mullets, actually...

 

[Stifler's Mom]

:nuts:
:nuts:
:nuts:
:nuts:
:nuts:

 

[BrickTop]

Is it just me or is it easier to pull tail when you are in a small town on an overnight? I am talking places like XNA, CID, DSM, BHM, I dont know, but sure seems like the girls out there are just impressed that you have all of your teeth.

I live in CID boss. Your over-obvious professionalism referencing "pulling tail" will earn you no respect nor an impression "he has all his teeth" date here. Perhaps you could earn the privilege of a date here or anywhere for the matter if you had some good manners and referd to them as women. Perhaps a new approach will improve your self esteem, lower your ego, and build a more nobel character. I can see how privileged your airline is to have such a classy and well mannered representaion of their company touring the country at their expense with flying the aircraft like a professional your last priority.

 

[Smash312]

I live in CID boss. Your over-obvious professionalism referencing "pulling tail" will earn you no respect nor an impression "he has all his teeth" date here. Perhaps you could earn the privilege of a date here or anywhere for the matter if you had some good manners and referd to them as women. Perhaps a new approach will improve your self esteem, lower your ego, and build a more nobel character. I can see how privileged your airline is to have such a classy and well mannered representaion of their company touring the country at their expense with flying the aircraft like a professional your last priority.

Errr.....Naaaa....!

 

[siucavflight]

I live in CID boss. Your over-obvious professionalism referencing "pulling tail" will earn you no respect nor an impression "he has all his teeth" date here. Perhaps you could earn the privilege of a date here or anywhere for the matter if you had some good manners and referd to them as women. Perhaps a new approach will improve your self esteem, lower your ego, and build a more nobel character. I can see how privileged your airline is to have such a classy and well mannered representaion of their company touring the country at their expense with flying the aircraft like a professional your last priority.

I dont know those CID girls seem to be pretty easy out there. I dont want a date when I am there, I go out, have a few and then pick out which one I want to take back with me and it usually works out. I have my girlfriend at home if I need a date.

 

[I_Love_Lamp]

I live in CID boss. Your over-obvious professionalism referencing "pulling tail" will earn you no respect nor an impression "he has all his teeth" date here. Perhaps you could earn the privilege of a date here or anywhere for the matter if you had some good manners and referd to them as women. Perhaps a new approach will improve your self esteem, lower your ego, and build a more nobel character. I can see how privileged your airline is to have such a classy and well mannered representaion of their company touring the country at their expense with flying the aircraft like a professional your last priority.

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

 

[buckwheat]

I live in CID boss. Your over-obvious professionalism referencing "pulling tail" will earn you no respect nor an impression "he has all his teeth" date here. Perhaps you could earn the privilege of a date here or anywhere for the matter if you had some good manners and referd to them as women. Perhaps a new approach will improve your self esteem, lower your ego, and build a more nobel character. I can see how privileged your airline is to have such a classy and well mannered representaion of their company touring the country at their expense with flying the aircraft like a professional your last priority.

JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

 

[John Pennekamp]

I'm shocked that they even have Internet service in Cedar Rapids. Let's hear it for the peanut gallery.

 

[nickgutnick]

Don't ask Don't tell buddy!

I dont know those CID GUYS seem to be pretty easy out there. I dont want a date when I am there, I go out, have a few and then pick out which DUDE I want to take back with me and it usually works out. I have my BOYTOY at home if I need a B.J..

imp: Good for you!