Osama vs USA

[oldxfr8dog]

All in good fun, Goose!

We still owe France for Lafayette.

 

[Going2Baja]

Frogs were ment for disection.....

 

[TDK90]

Q. Why are French streets tree-lined?

A. So the Germans could march in the shade.

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?

A: A salesman.

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the *Mirage*?

A: Because it doesn't really exist.

Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish?

A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?

A: Gratitude.

A man asks his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"

Regards from Le Rosbif on the right side of the ENGLISH channel.....

 

[Ty Webb]

How do you say "I surrender," in french?
"Je me rendre".....How do you say it in Vietnamese.....?

1) "Please send us consumer goods", AND

2) "You want Happy Ending?"