Ole Gardner checking up on Flight Options

[HSDriver]

Old Gardner Translation

VOR, HSDriver, et all,

Would any one care to accept the challenge of translating Gardner's collard greens and black eyed peas into prim rib.

Gentlemen, regardless of your opinion of the his colloquial country fried speak he has a message that needs to get out and needs to be heard. Every word that is distributed to fight for our contract is worth being heard. For someone with the time and the skills translating his messages to a easer read might be fun and would certainly help us all to get his message.

Any takers?:beer:

Silver,
I already translated it once but I'll do it again:

DONT do overtime
DONT fly tired
DONT fly hungry
DONT carry write ups
DONT do anything illegal for or against the company

In all seriousness, we have too many pilots that can't grasp these simple concepts. If they did we would already have a contract.

HS

 

[Voice Of Reason]

easiest "prime rib" recipe ever

Driver, HS. "Ole Gardner Translation." 15MAR 2008. 7:33am ET The Hangar. Fractionals. FlightInfo.com

" DONT do overtime
DONT fly tired
DONT fly hungry
DONT carry write ups
DONT do anything illegal for or against the company"

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What he said, plus one paragraph reminder WHY (for those who deleted all of the clutter speak), and Voila! More people onboard.
There's your "prime rib" and it's easy breezy if what you actually DO want to do is speed the process along.

 

[FracMonkey]

Gardner makes the Monkey smile.

 

[Voice Of Reason]

That Funky Monkey

Gardner makes the Monkey smile.

Wherever we go we take Monkey with us...
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