Old Girlfriend

[capt. megadeth]

Ok ok, so I didn't think it was a joke....duh. I am airheaded sometimes. Dixie....you don't have to be such an a$$ about it. It didn't even cross my mind that it was a joke, because there are guys that WOULD do that.

SWA guy, your comment made me laugh

 

[AlbieF15]

Hey Mega...

For what its worth I heard one from a gal while I was on a business trip to Pensacola. A very successful attorney was covering the room cost for a handful of us there on a meeting, and as he was paying the older, European hotel manager said "when a women is in her twenties, she looks at the size of the bulge in the front of a man's pants. When she get into her thirties, she looks at the bulge in the back..."


(For those going "huh?", she meant his wallet)

((Still don't get it? She meant that in a woman's younger years, there is a certain amount of romance, and yes, even lust, when she is scoping out a potential suitor. However, as she ages, she becomes less and less infatuated with a man's physical prowess and more and more enamored with his financial resources...ie....a guy with a LOT of money might have a FAT wallet, which he would carry in his BACK pocket if he is typical. Now...you may know someone who carries a wallet in his front pocket, which means the joke's implied pun would not be material. In that case, I apologize for wasting your time. This joke was not meant to be offensive to anyone from Europe, anyone of the female gender, any other Floridians from Pensacola, attorneys, or anyone who might be a part year resident or frequent visitor to Pensacola. If you are a person who routinely carries his wallet somewhere other than a rear pocket, the joke was not meant to mock your choice either. Thank you. ))

 

[LEROY]

Albie, you must be running for public office or something

 

[SoBeFlyer]

Now I'm thoroughly offended!!!



Two reasons:

1. My wife is a DAL flight attendant, and

2. I carry my wallet in my front pocket!



(capt megadeath, I am joking about being offended)

 

[Sensei]

OK, Most of you got the joke. My intent was to make a few people smile--male and female! The original joke was sent to me from a FEMALE friend. I love to make people smile and laugh because, lately, there just doesn't seem to be a whole lot of that. As you've noticed my grammar isn't exactly stellar. In any event, for those of you, whom God has a sense of humor with, (those of you who know me know what I mean) I hope I brought a smile. If you didn't get it, sorry, no offense intended. By the way, Capt Megadeaf, if you have any good ones bring it on! We love that sort of playful banter.

Regards,

Sensei

 

[crashpad]

Ah...good one Sensei. I thought it read a little too much like something outta the Penthouse Forum.

 

[SilentBob]

Capt, Megadeath might have been right in the first post . . . what if she put on a few pounds of well placed silicone (sp?) or saline? (if your in to that sort of thing . . . and I know some of you are 'cause I've seen the ratings on those extreme makeover shows). You gotta find out WHERE the pounds went before you REALLY blow it.


Albie, that reminds me of that time my friend told me to put a potato in my Speedo to pick up more chicks at the beach . . . wish he'd told me to put the d@#m thing in the FRONT of the Speedo.

Snoogins

 

[SWA GUY]

Captn M,

Good! At least I made SOMEBODY smile today!

 

[F16TJ]

Snoogins...

What do you mean those things are fake?

If I can touch them...THEY"RE REAL!!!!!!!

Out...

 

[Lindy]

Offended.....

Albie....please tell us that your response was due to overexposure in the sun with your children

Otherwise, those of us could/should be offended.....

BTW, Alibe knows a REALLY REALLY funny joke. Want to share with the class?

 

[TonyC]

(For those going "huh?", she meant his wallet)

((Still don't get it? She meant that in a woman's younger years, there is a certain amount of romance, and yes, even lust, when she is scoping out a potential suitor. However, as she ages, she becomes less and less infatuated with a man's physical prowess and more and more enamored with his financial resources...ie....a guy with a LOT of money might have a FAT wallet, which he would carry in his BACK pocket if he is typical. Now...you may know someone who carries a wallet in his front pocket, which means the joke's implied pun would not be material. In that case, I apologize for wasting your time. This joke was not meant to be offensive to anyone from Europe, anyone of the female gender, any other Floridians from Pensacola, attorneys, or anyone who might be a part year resident or frequent visitor to Pensacola. If you are a person who routinely carries his wallet somewhere other than a rear pocket, the joke was not meant to mock your choice either. Thank you. ))

If you have to explain a joke...