OK fess up who's tried these?

[Captzaahlie]

I think I might order an extra large one so I don't give the TSA dude or dudette penis envy....... lol

http://www.flyingpasties.com/flying-pasties.html

 

[Mr Wu]

Those will get you a trip to the back room to bare your goodies.

 

[chqflyer]

I had to return mine. They weren't long enough.

 

[dugan jones]

I had to return mine. They weren't long enough.

If you're a dude....did you used to be a chick?

And if you are a chick, I don't think I'd be bragging about a large vag hi na :laugh:

 

[dugan jones]

I think I might order an extra large one so I don't give the TSA dude or dudette penis envy....... lol

http://www.flyingpasties.com/flying-pasties.html

you do realize that pasties are for girls right? wait.....

I've never been to a male strip club so I guess I don't know for sure that dudes don't wear them. :laugh:

 

[Captzaahlie]

you do realize that pasties are for girls right? wait.....

I've never been to a male strip club so I guess I don't know for sure that dudes don't wear them. :laugh:

Actually they are selling the male crotch pasties on that site too.

(Item# GENERICMALE $9.99
Select: Product Description
5 x 6.75 inches. 2-3mm thick. 100% Rubber (PVC). Includes one large pasty, sanitizer and hook adhesive. Pocket 4th Amendment.)


Never been to a male strip club either and want to keep it that way too~LOL

Maybe during my next furlough I'll see if I can become a Chip and Dales Dancer, I hear they make good money and get some good nips, er ah I mean tips too. Of course there is the liposuction to consider, but that would be a tax write off for the new profession right?

 

[b707guy]

Hook adhesive? So would removal of the, um, 'lower accoutrement' bring back childhood fears of the dreaded band-aid rip?

And be careful what you ask for (hopefully, for all of our little family, you'll never be furloghed again, but...) - Chip and Dale are cartoon rodents! I think your voice is a bit high to fill in for them.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

The order form says they come in EXTRA SMALL for men. Looks like General Lee is good to go.

 

[OPECJet]

CaptZ, check your mailbox. Incoming should be a male set with the "only my husband sees me naked" lettering.

I still think I oughta wrap the boys in tinfoil and head through one of those machines... I'm just worried about the chaffing.