Normally dunk post

[Jmmccutc]

For the second week, i'm the DD...so my normally drunk post is just a simple reminder that your friends might think you are helping them, but when you are driving arround at 5:30 am EST (1053 zulurific time) that you're about as dangerous as being drunk, this is due to the outstanding fatigue factor and sleep debt you are in, so the next time your girl friends ask for a ride tell them they are stayin at your place...you won't drive all over and be beat as hell and you also might get some a$$ out of it...

 

[mckpickle]

A$$, gas, or grass!

 

[Pilot124]

Jmmccutc We all like your drunk posts better. 2 weeks in a row NO drunk post. Are you slipping? You better make up for your slacking this weekend soldier! We are counting on you.

 

[Typhoon1244]

A$$, gas, or grass!

I hope you're not talking about your avatar! (What the hell is that? )

 

[mckpickle]

I hope you're not talking about your avatar! (What the hell is that? )

Um well that is the effect 4 beers has on freshly fallen snow

 

[njcapt]

For the second week, i'm the DD...so my normally drunk post is just a simple reminder that your friends might think you are helping them, but when you are driving arround at 5:30 am EST (1053 zulurific time) that you're about as dangerous as being drunk, this is due to the outstanding fatigue factor and sleep debt you are in, so the next time your girl friends ask for a ride tell them they are stayin at your place...you won't drive all over and be beat as hell and you also might get some a$$ out of it...

Don't fret, mon frere. You are definitely better off being the tired, sober driver. At least if you get pulled over for touching the center line with your car, you can tell the cop you're just the tired designated driver rather than try to talk your way out of a (probably) career-ending DUI. It's only pure D dumb luck that prevented me from getting in serious career trouble when I was a pre-1000 hour whippersnapper. I finally figured out when I got my first airline job that the chance of getting busted when I had one too many wasn't worth fuking up a multi-million dollar career. These days, I'm a total leech when it comes to sponging rides off folks when it comes time to perform natural selection on the weak brain cells. Usually, the wife gets tapped for the duty.

I can live without the drunk posts. At least until its somebody else's turn to be the DD.