No quart size baggie

[FlySacto]

Try taking a plain manilla folder and on the inside use folded aluminum foil strips to form the words "F*** TSA" (or something similar). Then put the folder (taped shut) into the outside pocket of your rollaboard. Now, hopefully, (don't know for sure as I've yet to ty it) they will be able to read a secret translucent message designed only for them. Then put a pair of seriously dirty underwear right on the very top of the inside of your bag (or wrapped around a bundle of wires or anything else equally attention worthy) so that when the insulted TSA agent decides to seek revenge by searching your bag he actually ends up having to rifle through your striped undies. Double whammy!

I'll try this and stick it in my FA's bag. It'll read; "Guess where my vibrator is?"

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

they took it away

What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide with sly you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper

Greedy little people in a sea of distress
Keep your more to receive your less
Unimpressed by material excess
Love is free love me say hell yes

I'm a low brow but I rock a little know how
No time for the piggies or the hoosegow
Get smart get down with the pow wow
Never been a better time than right now

Bob Marley poet and a prophet
Bob Marley taught me how to off it
Bob Marley walkin' like he talk it
Goodness me can't you see I'm gonna cough it

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Ooh... Ooh yeah
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell iff I'm a king pin or a pauper

Lucky me swimmin' in my ability
Dancin' down on life with agility
Come and drink it up from my fertility
Blessed with a bucket of lucky mobility

My mom I love her 'cause she love me
Long gone are the times when she scrub me
Feelin' good my brother gonna hug me
Drinkin' my juice young love chug-a-lug me

There's a river born to be a giver
Keep you warm won't let you shiver
His heart is never gonna wither
Come on everybody time to deliver

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
I can't tell if I'm a king pin or a pauper

What I've got you've got to give it to your mamma
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water

What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
Reeling with the feeling don't stop continue

Realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide wisely you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the kaiser

Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now
Give it away give it away give it away now

Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away now
Give it away

No-ooo-w

 

[nwa_contrails]

What if I put mustard on my turkey sandwich?

 

[CA1900]

... guess it's like putting change in a parking meter when the meter maid is getting ready to write a ticket.

You mean like this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8iF9F-S0p0

 

[ifly4u]

TSA... "Because we're all terrorist now."

 

[atl pilot]

Holy moly! The TSA pays their employees more than the FAA is paying their new controllers. Whats up with that!?
You get what you pay for!