malterf15
Pretty, Pretty Good
- Joined
- Dec 21, 2005
- Posts
- 48
All loyal traditionalists as I suspected. Maybe you should have joined the navy. Then you could drink your sissy liqueur nude while crossing the equator.
Oh and I'm not so sure the story of a phantom driver hamfisting his jet into the ground and getting his ass saved by a WSO, then getting sh!t faced with a fat bearded man while drunk driving to a crater in Nevada is quite worthy of being "fabled" or of legendary status. Forgive me for questioning this grand tradition.
Roll call - that's a good tradition. Drinking whisky - perfect. Songs - great fun. But everybody agrees JW is sh!t. How hard would it be to make Jack the official fighter pilot drink? Just bring out a General at your next roll call instead of the weed you keep IN THE FREEZER!?!
By the way I heard that Jeremiah and Jack knew each other way back when. They both moved to Tennessee chasing the daughter of a rich farmer. Her name was Betty and she had it going. She really liked Jack - he was a real gentleman. But she couldn't resist Jeremiah's "bad-boy" image. That all changed when she came home one day and found Jeremiah trying on her underwear in her room. The town rose up and threw Jeremiah out. He went to Kentucky where he took a great drink (Bourbon Whiskey) and made a Liqueur out of it - which he sold from his florist shop.
Drink real whisky!
Cheers
Oh and I'm not so sure the story of a phantom driver hamfisting his jet into the ground and getting his ass saved by a WSO, then getting sh!t faced with a fat bearded man while drunk driving to a crater in Nevada is quite worthy of being "fabled" or of legendary status. Forgive me for questioning this grand tradition.
Roll call - that's a good tradition. Drinking whisky - perfect. Songs - great fun. But everybody agrees JW is sh!t. How hard would it be to make Jack the official fighter pilot drink? Just bring out a General at your next roll call instead of the weed you keep IN THE FREEZER!?!
By the way I heard that Jeremiah and Jack knew each other way back when. They both moved to Tennessee chasing the daughter of a rich farmer. Her name was Betty and she had it going. She really liked Jack - he was a real gentleman. But she couldn't resist Jeremiah's "bad-boy" image. That all changed when she came home one day and found Jeremiah trying on her underwear in her room. The town rose up and threw Jeremiah out. He went to Kentucky where he took a great drink (Bourbon Whiskey) and made a Liqueur out of it - which he sold from his florist shop.
Drink real whisky!
Cheers