AMRCostUnit
Back on the 737
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These are good. This forum has me hereby designated as a "mouse potato". The whole airline industry can be summed up in "salmon day".
Unit
NEW WORDS FOR 2005:
1. BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER:
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS:
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY:
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs:
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT:
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY:
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT:
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
14. ADMINISPHERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. (For those in Toronto, it's also Hwy 404 . . . destination can not be
located.)
16. CROP DUSTING:
Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
17. OHNOSECOND:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
18. WOOFS:
Well-Off Older Folks.
Unit
NEW WORDS FOR 2005:
1. BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2. SEAGULL MANAGER:
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3. ASSMOSIS:
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
4. SALMON DAY:
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a Cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8. SITCOMs:
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
9. STRESS PUPPY:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10. SWIPEOUT:
An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11. XEROX SUBSIDY:
Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
12. IRRITAINMENT:
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE:
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
14. ADMINISPHERE:
The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404:
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. (For those in Toronto, it's also Hwy 404 . . . destination can not be
located.)
16. CROP DUSTING:
Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
17. OHNOSECOND:
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
18. WOOFS:
Well-Off Older Folks.
