Prop2Jet
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This is from Micheal Chertoff, the director of DHS, regarding a new mission for TSA. http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?ContentBlockID=0154f9ae-3abe-4f4c-ba97-e352163ecede&
http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?ContentBlockID=0154f9ae-3abe-4f4c-ba97-e352163ecede&#d"
A change may be coming to security checkpoints at airports throughout the nation... and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff believes it's about time.
In an interview Sunday, Chertoff (right) said he intends to replace the private contractors who inspect passenger IDs with TSA staff members trained in psychological profiling -- and put contracted employees on more labor intensive tasks."
The first candidate for this job with be Sylvia Browne. Not only will she be able to tell if your a terrorist, also she will be able to contact the "other side" and tell you about your relatives which died and other freaky things that she does on the Montel Williams show. The runner up will be Miss Cleo
She will be able to sense your badassness and stop you before you get on an airplane. "No baby this one must be gone, naa boarding for yah you viloent creature!"
http://www.aero-news.net/index.cfm?ContentBlockID=0154f9ae-3abe-4f4c-ba97-e352163ecede&#d"
A change may be coming to security checkpoints at airports throughout the nation... and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff believes it's about time. In an interview Sunday, Chertoff (right) said he intends to replace the private contractors who inspect passenger IDs with TSA staff members trained in psychological profiling -- and put contracted employees on more labor intensive tasks."
The first candidate for this job with be Sylvia Browne. Not only will she be able to tell if your a terrorist, also she will be able to contact the "other side" and tell you about your relatives which died and other freaky things that she does on the Montel Williams show. The runner up will be Miss Cleo
She will be able to sense your badassness and stop you before you get on an airplane. "No baby this one must be gone, naa boarding for yah you viloent creature!"
