new pet peeve...

[Diesel]

The military sucking up the airspace off the coast of JAX so you can't cut the corner to OMN.

I mean what the hell goes on out there and why is it allways hot.

 

[siucavflight]

The military sucking up the airspace off the coast of JAX so you can't cut the corner to OMN.

I mean what the hell goes on out there and why is it allways hot.

I could tell you but then I would have to kil you

 

[FreeFaller]

Hey Catbert;
I thought it was pull back, houses smaller
pull back further, houses bigger.
Blue Skies

 

[ifleyelearz]

The military sucking up the airspace off the coast of JAX so you can't cut the corner to OMN.

I mean what the hell goes on out there and why is it allways hot.

I think its called defending our country?

 

[lovetba6]

My self being low time... I hate low time pilots feeling that they graduate a program and feel the deserve a job with a regional airline or better yet hopping into the right seat on a jet. How bout you stop pissing and moaning and do some flight instruction lazy a@@es!!!

 

[Fuzzy_is_Hungry]

Pilots who say "this is" Cessna 1234X.

Also, anyone who talks on their cell phones while everyone else is sitting in the pilot's lounge, lobby, what ever trying to watch TV, and they don't get up and leave. They do, however, feel that they have to talk loud so they can hear themselves over the TV that we are all trying to watch. GO FOR A WALK FOR F*#$ SAKE!

 

[GravityHater]

Speaking of limiting "aahhndd"s,....didn't some radios issue a beep just as you key the mic? It was maybe a good idea, reduce the number of missed calls by atc, and the resultant 'need' to start with the "aahhnd"s. Also reduce the "stepped on"s and "blocked"s.


"Aaahhnd, GH is with you, level at flight level 610, any traffic in the area please advise."

 

[flyifrvfr]

Im not joking when I say this, but my biggest pet-peeve is having to take a pee after having sex. It comes out in two streams and neither stream makes it in the bowl. I hate having to bend down and clean up the piss from the woman's floor all the while still naked. The other thing I hate is that while cleaning up the girl's floor naked, it is always cold in there and my boys shrivel.

 

[Fury220]

Im not joking when I say this, but my biggest pet-peeve is having to take a pee after having sex. It comes out in two streams and neither stream makes it in the bowl. I hate having to bend down and clean up the piss from the woman's floor all the while still naked. The other thing I hate is that while cleaning up the girl's floor naked, it is always cold in there and my boys shrivel.

You might want to get that condition checked on. Does it burn when you pee?

 

[Kream926]

people who are constantly hearing their hands free headphones for a cell phone

 

[flyifrvfr]

No, it doesn't burn nor does it itch. I use protection. I piss two streams only after sex. Its a terrible thing. I can't tell you how many times I hit my head on her sink while bending down to whipe the piss off the floor. I should just leave it there.

 

[JB74]

No, it doesn't burn nor does it itch. I use protection. I piss two streams only after sex. Its a terrible thing. I can't tell you how many times I hit my head on her sink while bending down to whipe the piss off the floor. I should just leave it there.

Man, that is F%&@ disgusting. I just gagged on my lunch.

Toss her a bottle of summers eve before you hit it, would be my guess.

 

[wingnutt]

well this thread took flightinfo to a whole new level

 

[TIGV]

Im not joking when I say this, but my biggest pet-peeve is having to take a pee after having sex. It comes out in two streams and neither stream makes it in the bowl. I hate having to bend down and clean up the piss from the woman's floor all the while still naked. The other thing I hate is that while cleaning up the girl's floor naked, it is always cold in there and my boys shrivel.

I got tears I laughed so hard !!!!

 

[flyifrvfr]

Someone here needs to have a sense of humor so it might as well be me right!!

 

[JohnnyP]

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Two streams? What about the 'ol four streamer, ive even seen a sixer before. All over the place. Ok thats enough, Ill stop.

 

[JohnnyP]

Back to the original topic...

Oh heres a good one, how about the whole entire Philly US express ramp. It was a pretty sad site a few days ago, or pretty much any day for that matter. I witnessed some captain jump out of his plane to marshall another one in himself because of the lack of workers or whatever their problem is, and an FO pulling a GPU halfway across the ramp over to their aircraft. I wonder if those rampers that come out to greet our plane after seeing us sit there for 15 minutes can walk over any slower to marshal us in (all while talking on their cell phone)?

 

[C172gal05]

Worst pet peeve...weather when you are trying to finish your PPL...and since it is VFR you are limited in weather...also doesnt help when your CFI works 7-6 M-F and every other Sat!!

 

[Hovernut]

Im not joking when I say this, but my biggest pet-peeve is having to take a pee after having sex. It comes out in two streams and neither stream makes it in the bowl. I hate having to bend down and clean up the piss from the woman's floor all the while still naked. The other thing I hate is that while cleaning up the girl's floor naked, it is always cold in there and my boys shrivel.

Man, just take a sit-down like her, and all your problems will be solved. You don't even have to turn on the light to hit your mark! Just mind your gaseous emissions....ffffffffttt instead of bbbbbbbbbbbrrraaaappp!

 

[Hogan]

Pet peeve

hell, do it in the shower, bigger target!

 

[Jon-Kyle Mohr]

Or you could could even run around her house screaming like a yheti, arms flinging around above your head while letting loose all over her walls.

aye, so this is what pilots talk about

 

[Hogan]

That's only good if yer part Tom-cat and want to mark yer territory.

On a slightly related subject, my pet peeve is the N__J--ts pilots who constantly adjust it while talking to you. what the hell is that about?

 

[wmuflyguy]

Or could could even run around her house screaming like a yheti, arms flinging around above your head while letting loose all over her walls.

aye, so this is what pilots talk about

WTF?! that is the most messed up(and funny) thing i have ever heard! Bravo!

 

[Catbert]

Hey Catbert;
I thought it was pull back, houses smaller
pull back further, houses bigger.
Blue Skies

Very true. If I could get my students to understand that, my job would be a lot easier.

 

[Hogan]

How about CFIs who sign up to teach ground school then bail on you at the last minute because they are tired (so are you) or they have a date or they just don't want to be there? or the ones that show up hung over then expect to teach?