Or better yet, just stick the gun in your underwear. At DFW, this undercover agent went 5 for 5 testing the new scanners. Perhaps they should box them up and put them in the same warehouse as the sniffer machines. Or just get a job below the wing and get your magical SIDA card.
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/TSA-Agent-Slips-Through-DFW-Body-Scanner-With-a-Gun-116497568.html
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/TSA-Agent-Slips-Through-DFW-Body-Scanner-With-a-Gun-116497568.html