New-Hire FO

[Inconceivable]

Just add iPod! (or pick one up at security!)

The future is here

 

[Jmoney]

We have a visual..

That has got to be a photo of xrjgearbitch! Just got out of a pickup full of his "buds" down at ERAU. Date night is great down that way!

-I'm not here to judge....
-Rock Rock!

 

[HarryParatestes]

That was my FO last week.

 

[shamrock]

Guess I better toss the Livestrong bands.

 

[B-J-J Fighter]

I think he's CMH based on the E170 for Republic.

 

[Prop2Jet]

What is even worse is that you spent the time to find such a picture.... Pick up new hobby at home!

 

[Jmoney]

Awesome!

That pic is AWESOME! It is a beautiful statement of truth as to what the hell is wrong with the idiots we hire these days...
Sure is a lot better than your avatar of that retarted, puking kitten!
-Meow

 

[FmrFreightDog]

Guess I better toss the Livestrong bands.

I'm with ya... Guess I'd better stop mentioning the Chinese character tattoo I got 15 years ago in college.....

 

[siucavflight]

So um, what were you looking for when you found that pic?

 

[757jetflier]

Some attention on a COD perhaps?

 

[siucavflight]

757 slier, you really took some time listing the ac flown on your profile.

 

[Grimper]

Not that it helps.
This is standard fair for all employers. This is what our schools and parents are producing today.

Good luck finding better.

I'm just dreading the layover when I'm at the bar alone because I'm the only one who can get in.

 

[BigPappa]

Leave the darn guy alone. He looks 10 time better, and gets laid more than all FAT LARD D-bags that call themselves PILOTS. Now get on that treadmill fatty and skip a meal or two or three! You must have been looking for male companionship if you posted this sh*t..

 

[siucavflight]

Leave the darn guy alone. He looks 10 time better, and gets laid more than all FAT LARD D-bags that call themselves PILOTS. Now get on that treadmill fatty and skip a meal or two or three! You must have been looking for male companionship if you posted this sh*t..

Someone has a man crush!

 

[belchfire]

Leave the darn guy alone. He looks 10 time better, and gets laid more than all FAT LARD D-bags that call themselves PILOTS. Now get on that treadmill fatty and skip a meal or two or three! You must have been looking for male companionship if you posted this sh*t..

A word of advice to you and the rest of your SJS suffering clan...after a few years in the business you to will be a fat disgruntled pilot too. If you don't die from tearing off a bad piece or something off a tattoo needle first...

Booooohahahahaha...

 

[pgcfii2002]

Typical newhire at Mesa.

 

[WalterSobchak]

I envision Hell to be full of Regional FO's.

 

[BigPappa]

Right, I've been flying professional in the time that you didn't know how to spell Airplane yet. The planes I flew where built way before the term SJS was even thought of and 3 X faster than any commercial airplane. Here is a comparison for you: What looks more professional? 1. A guy who takes care of himself (obviously this guy goes to the gym) 2. A fat lard that weighs as much as a cow? You would probably pick #2. I am not in to guys, just calling a spade a spade (even though that collar up looks a little dorky). Now quit your whining about how hard it is to be a pilot.

 

[Lav Service]

Leave the darn guy alone. He looks 10 time better, and gets laid more than all FAT LARD D-bags that call themselves PILOTS. Now get on that treadmill fatty and skip a meal or two or three! You must have been looking for male companionship if you posted this sh*t..

Easy there Zoolander! You might get some tears on that pink shirt. The ladies only love you because you share a passion for hair products. (hint: you're probably gay)

 

[shamrock]

I envision Hell to be full of Regional FO's.

Wish they allowed beer in our crew lounge!

 

[BigPappa]

Easy there Zoolander! You might get some tears on that pink shirt. The ladies only love you because you share a passion for hair products. (hint: you're probably gay)

Right, now go back to your mommy ask her for a hug, you need a hug!
I am not gay btw. but you must be!

 

[Jmoney]

Big Pappa....

Right, I've been flying professional in the time that you didn't know how to spell Airplane yet.

Wow-You actually attempted to insult someone with that sentence......Either (1)you just got off the boat from some isolated Eastern Eurpoean nation where no one knows how to "speaka dee English" or (2)you are learning disabled. My money is on the latter.

-Please study hard, and one day you will be able to write in complete sentences in this language....Unless you are just a total craptard!

 

[Jmoney]

Btw....

Big Pappa-

-Let's just get it out in the open.... There really is only one reason for defending that picture, and I think we all know what it is....
When is your "coming out" party going to be there Ru Paul? Oh, sorry, I meant "Big Pappa"....

Oops..my bad! That cat's out of the bag!

 

[belchfire]

Right, I've been flying professional in the time that you didn't know how to spell Airplane yet. The planes I flew where built way before the term SJS was even thought of and 3 X faster than any commercial airplane.

Oh wow, did you like fly in the military or was it one of those really fast scale modles?

I'm so in awe of you man (sarcasm is what that is called)...watch those tatto neeldes, you can get some nasty stuff from them. 'Course being ex-military you've had that lecture. Maybe you have been around longer than me, maybe you haven't...If you have maybe you should act your age.

I don't recall doing any whining about how hard it is to be a pilot. Hell, someone turned you loose in something that does 2.5M (if you are to be believed) so how fracking hard can it be?

Humor really isn't that tough of a concept...but you can't get it at Walmart or Brooks Brothers. Hehehehe, you might even be one of those hat nazis that gets their uniforms there!

Booohahahahahahaha