Groucho
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A major reaearch organization has recently annnounced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been named "USAirwaysmanagementium". USAirwaysmanagementium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic number of 312.
These 312 particles are help together by forces called morons, which are surronunded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles, called peons. Since USAirwaysmanagementium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of USAirwaysmanagementium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
USAirwyasmanagementium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in chich a protion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact USAirwyasmanagementium's mass will increas over time, since each reorgaization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that USAirwaysmanagmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical qualtity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
These 312 particles are help together by forces called morons, which are surronunded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles, called peons. Since USAirwaysmanagementium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of USAirwaysmanagementium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
USAirwyasmanagementium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in chich a protion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact USAirwyasmanagementium's mass will increas over time, since each reorgaization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that USAirwaysmanagmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical qualtity is referred to as "Critical Morass."
