IronCityBlue
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- Feb 5, 2006
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General Lee,
Congrats on your hard effort to win this coveted award. On behalf of the academy, the guild, and the membership of FI, I would like to present to you the award for most antagonistic-to jetblue-while-cheerleading-delta of the year. I know that you only have your family, friends, co-workers, neighbors, and fellow pilots to thanks....but most importantly, god and jesus himself, because without him, this award would not be possible.
TROPHY
Not so much God or Jesus in general, but pre-toddler baby Jesus. Let us pray:
Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. Oh dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox. Amen.