NASA's hiring!

[Flyer1015]

Any ex-engineer, regional pilots, NASA is hiring!

Help Wanted: Astronauts
America needs YOU at the frontiers of space and technology!

NASA is now accepting applications for its 2009 astronaut class. The agency is looking for a few men and women who want to fulfill their dreams and be a part of the next generation of explorers.....

...To be considered, a bachelor's degree in engineering, science or math and three years of relevant professional experience are required. Typically, successful applicants have significant qualifications in engineering or science, or extensive experience flying high-performance jet aircraft.....

 

[Flyer1015]

"The agency is looking for a few men and women who want to fulfill their dreams and be a part of the next generation of explorers....."








Initial screening process for women includes a car race from Houston to Orlando while wearing a diaper. First woman to mace someone at Orlando wins an interview slot.

 

[Burt Reynolds]

How long is the reserve call out?

 

[Dumb Pilot]

At least I know I can pass their medical:laugh:

 

[ceo_of_the_sofa]

Juniormanning? Min days off? Hats required?

 

[A-Track]

Will a space shuttle takeoff if it's on a treadmill?

 

[WalterSobchak]

Those astronauts look so stupid...with their spikey hair and iPods...and those backpacks on that big suit.

 

[FishandFly]

Does a previous conviction of kidnapping give extra points on your application?

 

[Flyer1015]

Does a previous conviction of kidnapping give extra points on your application?

For women, it's actually mandatory...

 

[John Pennekamp]

I bet NASA gets a good laugh every year at the airline pilots who apply and think they have a shot.