I just thought of this...that's the kind of calendar a wife gets for her husband after he says he wants a calender of chicks to hang in his garage. You can hear this evil woman laughing as she walks away while her husband turns to stone from viewing the pictures.
You know, all they had to do is threaten to make the calendar and solicit donations. Most of us would have given in a sacrifice to spare rest. Those FA's should have hired stand-in Playboy models and sales would have soared.