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Want to start out by saying that I am using my friends name to post this comment. With that said...

Next time you find yourself cursing the Saab out for being broke, it gives you a faulty indication, or your pissed at the plane giving you a 200 FPM climb out of LGA, I have this idea for you. On your next long weekend hop on over to Stockholm, Sweden were you will find the absolute HOTTEST women in the world...

Swedes Aren't Aircraft Builders

but my god their women will make your knees melt.









PS-Saw the Saab 2000 SWEET Plane. We were going to call MX Control/Dispatch collect to see if they needed us to pick up any parts for a broken plane, factory direct, to bring home, but we couldn't stop staring at the women.
 
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Saab Swedish Bikini Team

flying the A model again...I say bring on the Swedish Bikini Team, Saab owes us Colgan hommies a day with da girlies. All right g Dub, yer tern....
 
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Godfather said:
flying the A model again...I say bring on the Swedish Bikini Team, Saab owes us Colgan hommies a day with da girlies. All right g Dub, yer tern....
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It was three Beech guys that went over.


Saab guys have NO game. Saab would bring over the Bikini team over and you guys would talk to the ladies how the autopilot works on the plane or the autocoursing system.



While us Beech guys would be showing them a good time :)
 
John Herreshoff said:
It was three Beech guys that went over.


Saab guys have NO game. Saab would bring over the Bikini team over and you guys would talk to the ladies how the autopilot works on the plane or the autocoursing system.



While us Beech guys would be showing them a good time :)
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NO game? We have plenty of practice with the ladies. At least we have ladies on our planes. Oh wait you do too. My aunt Beatrice who wants to go into Hyannis for a pickup peaknuckle game. Yeah you guys really pick up lots of chicks standing underneath the prop in your Oakey sunglasses that you picked up at the gas station on your way to work. Chicks dig the bigger planes. You guys would sure show the ladies a good time. While you are hand flying the airplane fearing blowing by altitudes and localizers staring at the flight director we take our hands off and let Mr. Collins have the leg while we discuss which lucky tdy lady in the back gets to hang out with us at happy hour. You can have your swedish women fantasy. We keep it real and entertain the american women. That's how we roll.
-Mr. Collins's bitch
 
GEORGE DUBYA said:
NO game? We have plenty of practice with the ladies. At least we have ladies on our planes. Oh wait you do too. My aunt Beatrice who wants to go into Hyannis for a pickup peaknuckle game. Yeah you guys really pick up lots of chicks standing underneath the prop in your Oakey sunglasses that you picked up at the gas station on your way to work. Chicks dig the bigger planes. You guys would sure show the ladies a good time. While you are hand flying the airplane fearing blowing by altitudes and localizers staring at the flight director we take our hands off and let Mr. Collins have the leg while we discuss which lucky tdy lady in the back gets to hang out with us at happy hour. You can have your swedish women fantasy. We keep it real and entertain the american women. That's how we roll.
-Mr. Collins's bitch
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HAHA! See the American Ladies that we are entertaining going into BHB or RKD in the summer.

You guys are entertaining the TSA agents in LGA and the IAD Female Rampers.
 
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GEORGE DUBYA said:
NO game? We have plenty of practice with the ladies. At least we have ladies on our planes. Oh wait you do too. My aunt Beatrice who wants to go into Hyannis for a pickup peaknuckle game. Yeah you guys really pick up lots of chicks standing underneath the prop in your Oakey sunglasses that you picked up at the gas station on your way to work. Chicks dig the bigger planes. You guys would sure show the ladies a good time. While you are hand flying the airplane fearing blowing by altitudes and localizers staring at the flight director we take our hands off and let Mr. Collins have the leg while we discuss which lucky tdy lady in the back gets to hang out with us at happy hour. You can have your swedish women fantasy. We keep it real and entertain the american women. That's how we roll.
-Mr. Collins's bitch
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What he said! Right on, Dub!

Snaab
 
G Dub you're my hero

John Herreshoff said:
HAHA! See the American Ladies that we are entertaining going into BHB or RKD in the summer.

You guys are entertaining the TSA agents in LGA and the IAD Female Rampers.
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The IAD United ramp babes are hot especially Brenda, the Puerto Rican Princess.

I'm with G Dub on this man. Everything is better on the mainline side

Ceeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!
 
Godfather said:
The IAD United ramp babes are hot especially Brenda, the Puerto Rican Princess.

I'm with G Dub on this man. Everything is better on the mainline side

Ceeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!
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which one is Brenda?
 
I think its the one I call shades. She has long, dark hair, and wears those dark oversized Wayfarers. I usually see her over at A4. I thought her name, and all of them, was Consuela!
 
There is only one that works the A gates that is cute but she doesnt really work the gates. I think she is a Customer Rep and a supervisor. She has long hair with blonde highlights and looks naughty........MESA has one of the finest looking FO's though. CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... and she has A$$$$$$$$
 
There is on rampie in Boston. Watttttttttttttttttch out UH HUH yeah. She is mad hot. Big thick arms nice short hair that looks like it hasnt been washed in days. She has the sexiest pair of boots I have ever seen on a woman.I love a woman in boondockers. I saw her pick up a tug yesterday and didn't put it down for like 5 minutes. I think she used to be a fueler. I have heard stories about how she would handle that big black hose. I don't know her name though she is going to be my woman . I think she only has like 2 or 3 kids. So not bad. Not too much baggage. Everytime I get up the courage too talk to her she smiles through the 3 front teeth she has and always spits right before she talks to me. I love a woman who can command her bodily fluids around like that. Most of the time when she is around the plane our conversations are kept to a minimum because I am so scared I am going to pitch a tent right there on the ramp. You have to love a woman who wear a flannel when it is 97 degrees outside. I saw her in the food court yesterday with her 3 gallon coleman cooler ( let me be politcally correct sorry "lunch box" I don't want to offend any fat people) the sweat and gas fumes really accented the 2 foot meatball hero she had. I mean what scent to get my hormones rolling. I could hardly contain myself. I did it guys I asked her out. We have a date next Sunday night at some bowling alley bar it should be quite exciting stuff. The Pickled eggs and peanuts in the ashtray happy deal sounds too good to be true.
 
Always remember to put your sailor cap on before you go to sea. Man, she sounds like a winner! I bet you could watch her light up a cigarette and smoke it while you eat..... ummm can't say that here can I?
Don't forget man, just do it for the country!
 
GEORGE DUBYA said:
There is on rampie in Boston. Watttttttttttttttttch out UH HUH yeah. She is mad hot. Big thick arms nice short hair that looks like it hasnt been washed in days. She has the sexiest pair of boots I have ever seen on a woman.I love a woman in boondockers. I saw her pick up a tug yesterday and didn't put it down for like 5 minutes. I think she used to be a fueler. I have heard stories about how she would handle that big black hose. I don't know her name though she is going to be my woman . I think she only has like 2 or 3 kids. So not bad. Not too much baggage. Everytime I get up the courage too talk to her she smiles through the 3 front teeth she has and always spits right before she talks to me. I love a woman who can command her bodily fluids around like that. Most of the time when she is around the plane our conversations are kept to a minimum because I am so scared I am going to pitch a tent right there on the ramp. You have to love a woman who wear a flannel when it is 97 degrees outside. I saw her in the food court yesterday with her 3 gallon coleman cooler ( let me be politcally correct sorry "lunch box" I don't want to offend any fat people) the sweat and gas fumes really accented the 2 foot meatball hero she had. I mean what scent to get my hormones rolling. I could hardly contain myself. I did it guys I asked her out. We have a date next Sunday night at some bowling alley bar it should be quite exciting stuff. The Pickled eggs and peanuts in the ashtray happy deal sounds too good to be true.
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Giving up your blowup doll?
 
G Dub you're my hero!!!!

GEORGE DUBYA said:
Nah your I broke up with your Mom she is pregnant.
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When G dub gets your Mom, sister, wife, daughter, mistress, girl next door and girlfriend pregnant.....

HE"S DOIN DA COLGAN!!!
 
Godfather said:
When G dub gets your Mom, sister, wife, daughter, mistress, girl next door and girlfriend pregnant.....

HE"S DOIN DA COLGAN!!!
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He doesn't know what to do with women.

Bill Clinton on the other hand...
 
Bill Clinton ? Come one I know what to do more than he does. First of all if I were going to reproduce I certaintly would not choose Hillary as my mate and infect the world with that thing they call a daughter. Second of all I would not waste one of my good cigars on a fat intern's insides . I mean come on you are president of the United States if you are going to cheat do what Kennedy did. Go bag the hottest actress in Hollywood and tell your brother he can have sloppy seconds but do it in the bathtub so you don't make a mess.
 
Nice... BILL CLINTON SUCKS AZZ. HE IS A POOR AZZ DEMOTARD WHO F-ED UP A LOT OF THINGS, well ok that is not unlike many other presidents, but STILL HE SUCKED!!!
 
GEORGE DUBYA said:
There is on rampie in Boston. Watttttttttttttttttch out UH HUH yeah. She is mad hot. Big thick arms nice short hair that looks like it hasnt been washed in days. She has the sexiest pair of boots I have ever seen on a woman.I love a woman in boondockers. I saw her pick up a tug yesterday and didn't put it down for like 5 minutes. I think she used to be a fueler. I have heard stories about how she would handle that big black hose. I don't know her name though she is going to be my woman . I think she only has like 2 or 3 kids. So not bad. Not too much baggage. Everytime I get up the courage too talk to her she smiles through the 3 front teeth she has and always spits right before she talks to me. I love a woman who can command her bodily fluids around like that. Most of the time when she is around the plane our conversations are kept to a minimum because I am so scared I am going to pitch a tent right there on the ramp. You have to love a woman who wear a flannel when it is 97 degrees outside. I saw her in the food court yesterday with her 3 gallon coleman cooler ( let me be politcally correct sorry "lunch box" I don't want to offend any fat people) the sweat and gas fumes really accented the 2 foot meatball hero she had. I mean what scent to get my hormones rolling. I could hardly contain myself. I did it guys I asked her out. We have a date next Sunday night at some bowling alley bar it should be quite exciting stuff. The Pickled eggs and peanuts in the ashtray happy deal sounds too good to be true.
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Seen it :puke: .
 
HEY!!!!
That trip to Sweden was da shiznit! We've gotta go again in a couple months (wallet really hurting right now)
So much fun.....cute blondes everywhere!! Beech Cowboys certainly know how to entertain the ladies, and we don't worry about bustin' altitudes or punching through localizers, and most of us certainly DO NOT stare at a flight director the whole time. Hell, I just did a PC in LGA and just recently figured out what those damn pink triangle thingies were for!!! It turns out to be too much button pushing for me.
You autopilot jockeys (ESPECIALLY that 'SNAAB' guy) don't know the joys of hand-flying all the time, and telling the ladies that a set of spurs and chaps were given by Jeb along with your fourth stripe and epaulets in Upgrade.
HAHAHAHA!
I love doing the Colgan with the Swedish Ladies!
 
Oh, and if you do the mad Colgan with a Rampie, regardless of whether it be IAD or BOS or, God-forbid, LGA, make sure you wear HELMET. Might even have to double-bag it.....never know where that flannel wearing, combat-boot flauntin' hillbilly of a shemale has been. hehehe.
 

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