Mulsims, don't mess with Texas

[Midnight Flyer]

Here's a funny one, a bit tasteless, but funny none-the-less (unless you're muslim)

DFW Tower: "Iraq Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Iraq Air: "Roger Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"

DFW Tower: "Afgan Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Afgan Air: "DFW Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Iraq Air: "DFW Tower, DFW Tower!!!"

DFW Tower: "Go ahead Iraq Air 911?"

Iraq Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

DFW Tower: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now, and tell
Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )

 

[big_al]

Ive never heard of a mulsim before. is this another CIA sponsored terrorist group?

 

[wmuflyguy]

Only 2 things come from Texas...

 

[nimtz]

Here's a funny one, a bit tasteless, but funny none-the-less (unless you're muslim)

DFW Tower: "Iraq Air 911--You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."

Iraq Air: "Roger Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"

DFW Tower: "Afgan Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."

Afgan Air: "DFW Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R. -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Iraq Air: "DFW Tower, DFW Tower!!!"

DFW Tower: "Go ahead Iraq Air 911?"

Iraq Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

DFW Tower: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now, and tell
Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS ! )

Man whoever wrote this should totally work for Saturday Night Live. After all just like SNL as of late it is lame and lacking anything remotely close to clever humor. Then again that description pretty much fits most of Texas (outside of Austin that is) in my experience.

 

[Shiny Side Up]

Lame.

Besides, if one is on final for 09R, then the other would have to be on final for 27L for them to collide.

Aaaaanywayyyy....

 

[Fury220]

wow - the lamest joke I've heard all year. No hyperbole there.

 

[Midnight Flyer]

Obviously written by a non pilot...
only 2 things to come out of texas are steers and qu--rs

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

And he don't look like a steer so that narrows it down a bit.

CE

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Hahaha, the only thing funny in this post is Texas.....what a worthless state...

Yeah, it should have stuck to being its own country...

 

[tracearabians]

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Hahaha, the only thing funny in this post is Texas.....what a worthless state...

Yeah, it should have stuck to being its own country...