What's funny about this is I don't even work for ASA. I was poking fun at your posting cause you're making a big deal about new service to Macon in a Caravan. I just found it humorous and you take yourself seriously which makes it all the more funnier to me. But maybe there's some east coast joke here about Macon I don't understand.
You would understand the "East Coast" humor of this hell-hole if you ever had to stay there....
Tourists claim to be abducted by aliens, they wake up in the fetal position covered in grape jelly and, mumbling "the horror, the horror" over and over.
People complain about anal probes, about lost hours, about wormholes, even about waking up missing a kidney and mysteriously having new gold "teef," (but somehow missing a kidney.......) The wiser among us know this is all just classic Macon.
Some may call Macon a "super-ghetto," some may call it an "ultra-slum," but whatever you call it, give it the respect it deserves! The place did not "pass GO" it did not collect "200 smackers", it didn't even slow down for the traffic lights. Macon became the pinnacle 'hood, the 'hood all others now strive to be in grand style-at light speed! "If you's gonna do sumpin, best do it right, dog!" is the offical city motto, I'm pretty sure......
-East Coast Style, Player!