Mile High Club

[Metro752]

I just farted so bad that I literally blew a hole in my underwear. I've never done that before.

Anyone else here ever blow a hole in their underwear with a fart?

 

[Goose Egg]

Anyone else here ever blow a hole in their underwear with a fart?

Yeah, once.

-Goose

 

[GravityHater]

I just slide the front seat all the way back and have her sit on me.

ATC: " MHC 69, say flight conditions"
MHC Flight 69: (with warble in voice) "Continous moderate chop, expecting it to end shortly"

 

[cforst513]

there was a thread on this topic about 3 or 4 weeks ago. still is pretty funny, though. i particularly liked the sheets thing

 

[WMUSIGPI]

Looks like a good place to send the 200 hour wonder pilots looking to do something other than flight instruction. I'm guessing that they are operating Part 91 as a sightseeing flight. I just wonder who gets the best sights... the passengers or the pilot.

 

[urflyingme?!]

There must be a few unusual CG shifts during each flight. lol

 

[Dash8]

I just farted so bad that I literally blew a hole in my underwear. I've never done that before.

Anyone else here ever blow a hole in their underwear with a fart?

almost, but rather than an explosive decomp, i was able to affect a metered depres

 

[Nolife]

1/2 club

Do they provide the girl for the price; almost $300. Another question: if you can't find a girl and go by yourself and only spank the monkey at one mile is that the 1/2 mile club?

 

[Dash8]

Do they provide the girl for the price; almost $300. Another question: if you can't find a girl and go by yourself and only spank the monkey at one mile is that the 1/2 mile club?

then that would include approx 95% of the male posting population here that actually flies???

 

[C172gal05]

Lol!!!