There's a cock with your name on it in Thailand
Catchy!
Hey L'il Jerry. When I was deployed to Thailand for Cope Tiger a while ago, we bought a gamecock as a squadron mascot. A real fighting chicken! Of course, we named him Little Jerry Seinfeld. I guess he was a good fighting chicken because our driver kept looking him over. When we left, we gave it to him as a tip. (It was worth like 6 or 9 years of Thai driver pay) My guess is L'il Jerry is still slicing up the competition.