memories of the might beech
AirBigmess never plans anything more then a half a day ahead of time.. many many years ago they called me on friday for a class that started on monday morning in ICT it's always been that way and it always will be that way. My guess is the next few classes that will be run will be high time off the street people incase the upgrades drop below a few months again...that said here's a few things to look forward to on the might 1900D pressurized for your discomfort and safety.
(written by a coex 1900 driver but it fits air midwest)
10) Those wonderful 550am departures from MBS (Saginaw, MI) in the
middle of January.
9) Weather 200 & 1/2. 1 mile out pax opens slider, taps me (FP) on
the shoulder and says, "I really gotta pee bad"
8) "oh . . . you fly the little prop jobs, ehh?"
7) Having a male F/O take a glance at your meat while you piss in a
coffee cup on a long winter flight back from Dulles.
6) While at 15' the #2 prop comes off the governor producing a nice
yaw and you know how the song goes "and the bottom drops
out"...inputting full left rudder to keep the nose straight, 3/4
travel elevator for the save and then...
the jackass in 9C says as he deplanes "you really need to work on
those landings"
5) The ice building up on the wing and trying to decide when to pop
the boots.
Honorable mention: George, the trusty third voice that is heard
occasionally. We thank him for doing his job right.
4.) IAH-HOU-IAH-HOU-IAH-HOU-IAH-HOU (Overnight at the Hobby Hilton),
6am show followed by HOU-IAH-HOU-IAH-HOU-IAH-HOU-IAH .....
3) Standing outside in a torrential downpour, prior to leg number
seven, trying to explain to some a**hole why he cannot carry his six
foot cello on board. Meanwhile, the Captain is inside laughing
uncontrollably.
2) "Oh, I hate these small planes". "Do you hope to become a real
pilot someday?" "Are you old enough to fly this?" and my favorite one
I heard was said about one of our female Beech FO's: "How come the
flight attendant stayed in the cockpit the whole flight?"
1) This was said in the crew room in Cleveland a few years ago:
Brazillia pilot: "Man, did you see that approach? I didn't see a
thing until almost 200 feet!" Beech Pilot: "Yea, that COUPLED
approach must have been a bear!"
Stomping on the floor around row 6 trying to get the flaps to come up.
When the private pilot sitting in 1C says "Hey captain, you were a
little low....I saw the VASI's." And my response...."Good call, too
bad those were the VASI's for 24R, and we landed on 24L."
Also, telling those good looking female passengers, when they ask if
its safe because its sooooo small, that size doesn't matter.
Thanks to all the great Beech pilots I flew with these last 3
years....its was great.
Some other great experiences that we will miss from the Beech:
That cool cabin briefer guy!
I will miss the space shuttle approaches into PIT. I always seemed to
turn final too early after being cleared the VIS 28R, but always
managed to get it down (within 300ft), no matter how much of the seat
the FO chewed up between their cheeks.
that or while checking the props during boarding having a pax ask me
what I was looking for, and answering "Someone has to wind up the
rubberbands"
somehow they didn’t think it was as funny as I.
Calling mx out for the gen that won't come online, only to have them
disengage the starter! (ooohh that hurts)
If you haven't done a nine leg day on the mighty beech...there's a
whole other COEX out there. We shouldn't forget about them.
With utmost respect to Beech Brothers and Sisters past and present!
Coming to a stop in Lansing at the gate with fresh snow on the
ground, putting the props in reverse and giving the ramp guys a nice
snow shower!
Or sitting in Saginaw in winter, first flight and can't even perform
the first flight checks because all the grime in the switches and
knobs is frozen.
Lastly, only having 10 passengers on one of the most turbulent
flights I've ever had, and finding 9 full sick sacks after the flight.
105 degrees with no VCM (air conditioner) and storms everywhere
Coming out to the aircraft during a heavy snow to find that mx had
been there and left the door open (as always).
Having tower tell you that your 90 knots faster than the 737 in front
of you.
Landing 24L and making taxiway W.
As the captain turns east bound off runway 6R and noticing that the
tower controller likes his coffee black.
That look that the captain and FO give each other after hearing "this
aircraft is pressurized for your comfort and safety" for the 7th time
and having it been MEL'd since leg one.
240 knots to the marker.
The respect you get from Beech drivers past and present.
"Guard the horn"
FO: Positive rate
CA: Gear Up
WEEEEEEEE
CA: Punch your window
WEEEEEEEE
FO: What?!?
WEEEEEEE
CA: Punch your **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** window, like this
WEEEERRRRRR
CA: Harder!!
EEEEERRRRRRRUUUP
CA: Thanks.
Always having the memories of being able to fly through a line of
level 6 and be able to trust the radar within 5 feet . It will always
be on my license to play... Ahhh shoot; flaps, nose steering, vcm,
acm, bleed valves, and fuel guages are mel'd lets go!!!
How about having some idiot in the back yell "FIRE!!!!" when the
engine backfired and he starts the evacuation process in MBS on a
nice warm December morning.
Having de-ice fluid run down your back during pre flight because the
out station sprayed the airplane before you arrived
Looking at the stunned face of a ramper when after pulling into 28
Fox (again) the cabin door knocked a lump of ice from the spinner
that was still there after taxi
Having the same ramper hand you the piece of ice from the # 2 spinner
The Venr climb
Throwing 16 switches to get level 2 icing up
Nailing that 200/1/2 approach in the snow
The 7000 foot downwind, "Can you make that jetlink?" If they could
only see our smile
Number ?) Having the (typically) youngest, lowest flight time pilots
get to fly one more leg per day than the other aircraft allow...and
the others DO have autopilots.
Mx favorite line in the logbook "Could not Duplicate"
Two wiper speeds.....Fast and Faster. Letting the FO's taxi.
The Beech community, we always stuck together, see you on the jet.
Look out, the beech guys are coming!!
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The Beech will forever live on in our memories!!