Don't forget embossed letters of recommendation from at least five former military buddies, printed in gold leaf, and a stick up one's backside at least 3/4" in diameter. They'll check up there during the physical.
They can tell if your degree is accredited or not if you can tell them what kind of wood it is, without looking.
They can tell if your degree is accredited or not if you can tell them what kind of wood it is, without looking.