Martha Stewart to buy ASA

[Well-hung Start]

......for CA$H....

Immediate changes:

1) Hand-made curtains on the CRJ windows.

2) Hand-written thank-you notes from the pilots to EACH passenger. (Now the 70-seater is gonna go JUNIOR)!

3) Prisoners now ride the cockpit JUMPSEAT instead of the last row.

4) Mandatory fudging of the out/in times so that on-time performance is 100%

Gonna be great!!!

 

[~~~^~~~]

Hey, I got a stock tip for Martha....

Sell DAL

 

[learflyer]

Good, you can have her. Us frac guys won't have to fly her around anymore.

 

[moscowcfi]

It's a good thing. No, really.