Man's Body Discovered In Wheel Well At SFO

[SonicPig]

Geez...has ANYONE ever survived one of these trips? Seems like the pk of a free trip with a happy outcome is pretty darn low.

I guess idiots don't have their own webboard to bounce ideas around (other than us, that is)

Post: Hey, does anyone know how to best hop in a gear wheel and get to the land of the big bx?
Poster 1: Nope--but I'll tell you what happens!
Poster 2: Ditto!
Poster 3: Ditto!

weeks go by....

Original poster: Hey--guess it works! Off to the airport! Stand by for the pirep!

Could have been a illiterate Chinese peasant. It's amazing what people will do to get to this country.

The Pig.