Man, flying into ATL on Friday...

[N1VIBS]

not to be a know it all but i think its GPWS, not gypwhiz. and also, i was like doing some exploratory models of that really big korean jet and i think that they could fit at least about 40 more seats. as we all know the average asian size is smaller than us so, you i made a sketch of the plane on the back of a fuel load sheet and it came out great because it was carbon. i was just worried that the captain might steal the carbon so i hid it when i got up to go to the bathroom en route to GTR. basically though, im going to the engineers with this. if anyone wants to know what the GPWS says, ill let you know when i get back exploring that really big korean jet.[/quote

Does anyone have a clue what this guy is talking about???

 

[Jmoney]

Whoa.....

Yeah, Bro,

Like, dude, I know like, exactly what you are like talking about, man.....
I have flown with that NARC who wears his ALTS cap in cruise, man.....
Just better watch that guy, bro. He is just a bit on the squirrely side, man....
He's the dude that caught floggin the dolphin in the sleep room in DFW back in the day-man....

-Some dudes just like their jobs a little too much, LOL!

-BTW you are totally going to get paid mad bucks for your redesign of the 747 for zipperheads, man! You can totally stack those tiny bros in tighter-they are like smelly midgets, man!

 

[asurjc]

also, i wonder how they says ALTS CAP, and if there is an asian captain that has ALTS written in korean on a hat that he puts on in cruise flight.

There is also now an easy button from staples in addition to the cap....

 

[Cpt Oveur]

Friday was horrible in atlanta. storm shut down the ramp within minutes of the airplane arriving on the ramp, not the gate, the ramp. faa jumpseating to see his wife and just had to "help out" on the walkaround. 6 hours and 2 airplanes later I was on the bus to the parking lot to pick up my trip the next day as the airplanes were grounded for the night. thank you, Mr. FAA for your help.

 

[shamrock]

Yeah, Bro,

Like, dude, I know like, exactly what you are like talking about, man.....
I have flown with that NARC who wears his ALTS cap in cruise, man.....
Just better watch that guy, bro. He is just a bit on the squirrely side, man....
He's the dude that caught floggin the dolphin in the sleep room in DFW back in the day-man....

I had heard about the "ALTS" cap guy but never knew who it was. Thanks for clearing that up.

Is that sleep room story really true? I was told that if you ask the Uniform Nazi about it he'll admit it's fictional, but seeing as how I don't have a hat (or a name tag) I steer clear of big RC.

 

[#%&@$!]

ops check good, the right one's good, the left needs a little work.

 

[JDREsquire1224]

yeah dude, like if the faa were on my plane i woulda been like, that jumpseat is all deferred and ish, broseph, sorry but you gotta ride in the backy wacky. the captain prolly woulda backed up my decision and i woulda slyly got a deferred stick and put in right on the middle of the jump seat that way when the faa guy opens it up and tried to sit, i'd be like, WHOOPS! you got burned! hahaha

 

[Jmoney]

Wack Monkey!

I had heard about the "ALTS" cap guy but never knew who it was. Thanks for clearing that up.

Is that sleep room story really true? I was told that if you ask the Uniform Nazi about it he'll admit it's fictional, but seeing as how I don't have a hat (or a name tag) I steer clear of big RC.

Yep, that ALTS CAP guy is the monkey spanker! I have a good friend who was out at DFW at the time who confirmed it. You can just look at that tool and tell something ain't right upstairs.

As for the uniform nazi, you either love him or hate him. I fall into the latter category. I have seen him do and say some very unprofessional things which I would never expect from someone in that position! This day and age, it is all about being careful what you say and who you say it to-someone like RC should know the deal!

-PS- The ALTS cap guy actually has something embroidered on the back of the hat "never miss a callout" I believe is what it says. I always thought that was a nice touch-kind leaves no doubt what a jackoff he is!

 

[~~~^~~~]

Does the GPWS speak Korean?

소통량!!

How many different ways can you draw a little house?

Pruu Up, Pruu Up.... No More Yanky my Wanky, Pruuuur Rup. Airprane crash.

 

[landlover]

can anyone tell this story in english and with details? it seems like there are 2 conjoined stories somehow over lapping? ASA and koreanair? someone spankying the monkey ? WX dealays?

 

[goahead]

If Chuck Norris were to say play spanky da wanky what would happen.......

No more pruuing up and down and back up.

RC rocks, he's the margarita man.....

 

[JDREsquire1224]

has anyone ever seen those korean flight attendies?

 

[John Pennekamp]

JDR, I heard a rumor that you're actually FB III. If so, kindly remove yourself from the gene pool. Your asinine surfer dude posts are getting old.

1. You're a Riddle flight team dork, and you've never surfed in your life.

2. They may have been funny once, but have gotten old.

3. Maybe if you weren't so quick to run in and get on FI, you'd remember to call the times in and get your butt lube off the airplane.

Now don't you have a MySpace page to update? Get on it!