Lying about Military Experience

[F16TJ]

1. Ask him where he was deployed when he flew in Op Warden.

2. Ask him what would be the first thing a pilot would do before stepping out of the squadron ops building, in Oman, to go fly?

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Answers:
1. Incirlik, Turkey

2. Look both ways down the flightline to ensure none of his squadron mates were flying at 10' AGL trying to dust him off as he walks out to the jet to fly.

 

[scarface]

Ask him how many times he was defeated in ACM. If he tells you never you know he was a fighter pilot.

 

[PHX767]

Does he say "jag whar" (2 syllables) or "zhog u ahr" (3 syllables) (I know I've butchered this badly)

I've never heard a Brit pilot say it any way but the latter.

Could also ask if he knows what a "roller" is.

 

[Check 6]

Another question

Ask him what frequency in the UK you can hear "Practice Pan, Practice Pan, Practice Pan".

Answer: 121.5 and typically on weekends. It will drive you bloody bonkers!

Well, maybe Jag pilots don't work weekends....:beer:

 

[McGillicutty]

HA! I was drinking with some RAF Tornado pilots a few months ago and one of them would order FIVE bottles of Budwieser at a time, and put them in his pockets to warm them up so he could "tolerate" it! Kinda strange guys but they can party!

That's funny. I was in Ireland a couple of weeks ago and the kids there couldn't get enough of the Budweiser. I kept telling them stories of mullets and nascar but couldn't break their resolve for the "king of beers". No big deal, seeing Guiness and Murphy's for less than 3 dollars a pint put me in my happy place.

 

[NoPax]

That's funny. I was in Ireland a couple of weeks ago and the kids there couldn't get enough of the Budweiser. I kept telling them stories of mullets and nascar but couldn't break their resolve for the "king of beers". No big deal, seeing Guiness and Murphy's for less than 3 dollars a pint put me in my happy place.

Drink Guinness......piss Murphy's (or was it Beamish?!)

 

[McGillicutty]

piss Murphy's

Ooo... thems fightin' words!