Loud snoring?

[Nolife]

I snore all the time but make up for it by violently farting in my sleep. See you on the road.

 

[CA1900]

The snorer' is still better than the Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy!

My favorite is the Loud Cell Phone Talker in the bathroom guy. I make a special point to grunt very loudly and flush repeatedly when I hear it. I want to make sure the person at the other end of that phone call knows just how unimportant this jackass thinks they are to be taking a call on the sh**ter!