Looking for the Deets on

[Kream926]

ha theres a band called the merkins

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I originally proposed "The Merkins".

Look it up.

I looked it up. WTF? Who the hell came up with that? :0 Holy Geez.

Now....I always thought a merkin was a person with Nationalistic pride from the Southern states.

"A'm prowd to be a Merkin."

 

[XPOO]

Merkins and pasties for everyone!

 

[John Pennekamp]

Why would they have to cover it after shaving it? Who wants to see a big 'ol bush?

 

[siucavflight]

Still looking for the deets on the bumps, if anyone knows please help a dude out.

 

[XPOO]

All we have is Deets on the mound, not the bumps. Hence all the Merkin talk.

 

[V1cutsrfun]

Deet? Isn't that the stuff in mosquito repellent that gives it its repellent qualities?

You are correct... it seems that under various brand names it has an odor similar to Jet-A... according to the latest Surgeon General Report: Deets: side effects include... Shiny Jet Syndrom or SJS... if left left untreated may lead to: Frosted tip, spikey hair, uncontrollable backpack toting, frequent urge to urinate if reprimanded by a Captain, METAR and TAF illiteracy, frequent, uncontrollable bowel movements in low stress situations, thumb sucking, hip gangsta style stride while walking in terminal listening to snoop dog on iPod. No Currently Known Effective Cures or remedies...

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[Kream926]

now that there is some funny shizzil

 

[Chuck Steak]

I hereby nominate "deets" as the new irritating expression of the year, narrowly edging out "my bad."

What about "He's Flaming"

 

[FoxyWhiskey]

You are correct... it seems that under various brand names it has an odor similar to Jet-A... according to the latest Surgeon General Report: Deets: side effects include... Shiny Jet Syndrom or SJS... if left left untreated may lead to: Frosted tip, spikey hair, uncontrollable backpack toting, frequent urge to urinate if reprimanded by a Captain, METAR and TAF illiteracy, frequent, uncontrollable bowel movements in low stress situations, thumb sucking, hip gangsta style stride while walking in terminal listening to snoop dog on iPod. No Currently Known Effective Cures or remedies...

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Funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!

-FW

 

[V1cutsrfun]

Funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!

-FW

I wish it wasn't so true.... but then what would we have to laugh at...?? Cuz MESA would be gone too....

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