Logbook at medical exam

[Catbird]

When you leave the Tee Tee for the nursie pooh they are not testing for heroine, coke, weed are any of the goodies. They are testing for a Diabetic condition. If you stop by the Krispy Kreme and inhale a half dozen on the the way to your doctor you might have a problem. By the way. If the doctor instructs you to drop your pants for the rectal exam have a plan of action if you detect both his hands on your back when the exam is being performed.

 

[VNugget]

Relax Bobby, like I said, it turned out only to be to fill in the blank in the form. No one even mentioned anything about it on the day of the exam, it was the clerk on the phone who told me to bring it.

And thanks Catbird, I'l.. uh.. watch out for that surefire sign of runway incursion next time