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Little Tommy ( a funny)

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Dubya

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Little Tommy was seated on an airplane and had just opened his book to
do some reading when a stranger sat next to him and said :" I heard that
if people talk to each other on a flight, time goes much faster.
Little Tommy slowly closed his book and asked; "What would you like to
discuss?
The stranger said, "Oh,I don't know but, how about
Nuclear Power (Nucu..luur)!
"That's fine", said Little Tommy but first "I'd like to ask you a
question". " Deer eat grass, cows eat grass, horses eat grass, the
same stuff, yet a deer excretes little pellets, a cow produces little
flat patties, and a horse deposits little clumps of dried hay." "Now,
why is that"?
"Jeeze", said the stranger. "I don't know".
Little Tommy responds. What makes you think you have the
ability to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh
1t."

W :D
 

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