Lions and Tigers and Chemtrails, OH MY!

[Flying Illini]

So there I was, just minding my own business, playing a little NCAA 2004 on the xbox when I looked out the window and to my amazement saw not one, not two, but THREE aircraft leaving chemtrails!! Now this may seem like nothing but read on; all THREE a/c were within about 50 miles of each other and it looked like they were following each other (maybe displaced a few miles to either side of the lead a/c) as if they were on some sort of invisible "highway in the sky." I know, all you pilots out there are saying, NO DUMBASS those are CONtrails, but hear me out. There are several things that made these suspicious. The first being that the snow outside was melting, the temp was 33 degrees...HOW COULD AN A/C BE LEAVING CHEMTRAILS WHEN IT IS THAT WARM OUT??!!??! The second thing was that these a/c craft were flying pretty low, maybe FL330 or so. VERY SUSPICIOUS. AND lastly...I noticed that the FLU epidemic seems to have started around the time of increased travel (read more chemtrails). CONSPIRACY, CONSPIRACY, I say!!!

Flying Illini

ps. I have determined that the chemtrail sprayers that are outfitted on all aircraft are turned on and off automatically. When I fly MSFS it seems that the chemtrails begin appearing somewhere between FL250 and FL300. Even when I shutdown the engines, the chemtrails are STILL there. Explain THAT all you Contrail activists! You can't, the only way to explain it is chemical sprayers!
Gotta go, better get my mask on before those low-altitude chemtrails reach me. They have already turned the landscape outside barren, leaves have fallen off the trees, the grass is brown, and all the crops are gone. Lions and Tigers and Chemtrails, oh my, INDEED!

 

[Flying Illini]

it's a joke!
I know Denver130 has everyone pissed off, just trying to lighten the mood.

 

[English]

Time to lay off the eggnog...

 

[bart]

mmmmmm chemnog uunngghhhaaahhhh

 

[dsee8driver]

So there I was, just minding my own business, playing a little NCAA 2004 on the xbox when I looked out the window and to my amazement saw not one, not two, but THREE aircraft leaving chemtrails!! Now this may seem like nothing but read on; all THREE a/c were within about 50 miles of each other and it looked like they were following each other (maybe displaced a few miles to either side of the lead a/c) as if they were on some sort of invisible "highway in the sky." I know, all you pilots out there are saying, NO DUMBASS those are CONtrails, but hear me out. There are several things that made these suspicious. The first being that the snow outside was melting, the temp was 33 degrees...HOW COULD AN A/C BE LEAVING CHEMTRAILS WHEN IT IS THAT WARM OUT??!!??! The second thing was that these a/c craft were flying pretty low, maybe FL330 or so. VERY SUSPICIOUS. AND lastly...I noticed that the FLU epidemic seems to have started around the time of increased travel (read more chemtrails). CONSPIRACY, CONSPIRACY, I say!!!

Flying Illini

ps. I have determined that the chemtrail sprayers that are outfitted on all aircraft are turned on and off automatically. When I fly MSFS it seems that the chemtrails begin appearing somewhere between FL250 and FL300. Even when I shutdown the engines, the chemtrails are STILL there. Explain THAT all you Contrail activists! You can't, the only way to explain it is chemical sprayers!
Gotta go, better get my mask on before those low-altitude chemtrails reach me. They have already turned the landscape outside barren, leaves have fallen off the trees, the grass is brown, and all the crops are gone. Lions and Tigers and Chemtrails, oh my, INDEED!

Now, step back from the keyboard, slowly, slowly, atta boy!

 

[Wankel7]

If there was ever a beaten and dead horse....i would say this topic might take the prize.

 

[Wankel7]

If there was ever a beaten and dead horse....i would say this topic might take the prize.