Life at NetJets sucks - not really

[fischman]

Well, duh! Everyone knows that Reliant, as a Miranda-Class Federation Starship, 16309 was the assigned prefix code.

"It's coming through now Kahn." ~Kirk

Beep (1) , beep (6) , beep (3), beep (0), beep (9), dinkdink....

"The SHIELDS are dropping!!" ~Yorkim

"Well RAISE THEM!! RAISE THEM!" ~Kahn

"Lock phasers on target!" ~Kirk

"The override!?! Where's the override!?!?" ~Kahn

"FIRE!!" ~Kirk

Bodies flying randomly through the air on Reliant

"You did it Sir!" ~Mr. Saavik

"I did NOTHING! ! simply got caught with my pants down. Now let's see how badly we've been hurt." ~Kirk

"GASP!!" ~Uhura (One of her best lines!)

Scotty standing in the turbo lift with the body of his terminally injured nephew. Apparently he made a wrong turn thinking the Bridge was Sick Bay.

I always thought that was odd myself. Maybe he thought Dr. McCoy was there since he frequests the bridge for no apparent reason all the time. In the first movie, they actually cut to Dr. McCoy coming on the bridge. He stands there for about 30 seconds, has absolutely NO LINES, then leaves.

 

[fischman]

The Star Trek Drinking Game

FlyLow, this is going to occur on our next meeting.

if any of the following occur:

• Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
• Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
• Kirk gets the girl
• Kirk outwits a computer
• Kirk violates the prime directive
• Kirk's shirt gets ripped
• Kirk bluffs his out
• Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
• Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
• Kirk kisses the girl
• Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
• Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
• Spock shows emotion
• Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
• Spock looks into the science station
• Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
• Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
• Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
• Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
• Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this, Captain"
• Chekov promotes Russian history
• Chekov says "But Keptin...."
• Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
• Sulu sets course
• Sulu has the con
• Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
• Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
• Uhura sings
• Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
• Yeoman Rand serves coffee
• Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
• Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief
• Lt. Leslie appears or is mentioned
• A redshirt dies
• The weapons are powerless
• The transporter is inoperative
• Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
• Communicators malfunction
• The shields are about to collapse
• The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
• The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
• You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
• A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
• Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
• Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:

• Kirk does not get the girl
• Sulu gets a sword
• Major character dies/is assumed dead
• Starfleet exhonorates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
• The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
• Lt. Leslie speaks
• Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

 

[FLYLOW22]

"Phasers on stun. Shoot to kill. Kirk out."

It's gonna be awesome!!

 

[CA1900]

You guys must have seen Galaxy Quest... :laugh:

 

[fischman]

But what you don't know is that my ship is dragging mines!

 

[VVJM265]

I sense a great disturbance in The Force...

"....something I haven't felt in a very long time."

 

[learflyer]

Is THIS why guys never get laid at Embry Riddle?

 

[gutshotdraw]

"Something I've not felt since........"

Oh damn. I AM a dork.

 

[FLYLOW22]

You guys must have seen Galaxy Quest... :laugh:

"Never give up. Never surrender. Mwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" ~MALTHAZAR

 

[FLYLOW22]

Is THIS why guys never get laid at Embry Riddle?

YES! They are TOO into flying.

Chicks dig a big phaser. imp:

For the record, I'm not a Riddler.