Letterman's top ten "Drunk Pilot Signs"

[Snakum]

Any runway in North Carolina ... is there a level runway in that state?? Anywhere?

No. We hired yankees to build 'em.

Minh

 

[Bob Runday]

....or the runway at Meigs field. I flew in there a few days ago and the whole thing was a little choppy.

You'd think a city as big as Chicago could afford to keep up the place a little better. Oh, well.

 

[Dangerkitty]

24@ Teb

Sooner or later that runway is going to cause gear damage to an aircraft.

 

[nosehair]

Any runway in North Carolina. CLT, GSO, RDU, AVL... is there a level runway in that state?? Anywhere?

eehh, ya jes' need ta come in heah sumtime when yer sober...

 

[FlyChicaga]

31C at MDW post construction