Letterman top 10 excuses of a naked pilot

[Medeco]

He just recapped without names the encounter in Harrisburg.

Top 10

#10) The airline lost my clothes.
#1) I thought this was a layover!

Awesome!

Be careful out there, you could be next!

Medeco

 

[CX880]

Why didn't they just use their rooms? I guess the bushes would be just fine when your wasted.

 

[Medeco]

key word being wasted.

Medeco

 

[Max Powers]

#2 God this job/industry sucks so bad - what the he!! I'm going to drink myself to near death and stick my jimmy into anything that will take it.

 

[ultrarunner]

Also from Dave:

Top Ten Signs Your Airplane Is About To Go Bankrupt

10. When boarding, gate attendant asks, 'You sure about this?'

9. 200 passengers, 1 bag of peanuts"

8. Instead of a pillow, you're told to rest your head on the guy next to you

7. You notice your landing is being covered by the local news

6. Flight is delayed until attendants finish shredding important financial records

5. Complimentary headsets are fifty bucks

4. Navigator uses the 1983 Hammond Road Atlas

3. Provides daily non-stop service from gate 54 to gate 53

2. Instead of feature films, passengers watch video of co-pilot doing it

1. Pilots borrow money for cocktails"

 

[Redmeat]

He's done like dinner aviation wise.

 

[SiuDude]

Here it is:



"I was just helping her with her bags"

"You don't say 'no' to Barbara Walters"

"Well Harrisburg is the 'City of Love'"

"Come on -- Amtrak engineers run around naked in the woods all the time"

"Uh...a bear stole my pants?"

"I always get aroused after browsing through the Skymall catalog"

"So we can't fly drunk or have sex -- what is this, Russia?"

No number 3 -- writer still playing Grand Theft Auto 4 on XBox -- will try very hard to have jokes tomorrow

"Airline lost my clothes"

"I thought it was a layover"

 

[ASA_DFW]

Youtube of Letterman Top Ten


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MskXAjbboo