Let's Have Some Fun

[tittyjet]

Finish the joke:

Q: Did you hear that the TSA is going to layoff 90% of its workforce?

A: Yeah, they figured out how to.........

 

[FL000]

...use all ten fingers on the gloves before throwing them away.

 

[Palerider957]

.......teach monkeys to do cavity searches.

 

[Freebrd]

.... close snack bars at terminals as a security precaution thus requiring fewer TSA agents.

 

[Frank Bama]

........screen passengers with only 100 screeners at each checkpoint instead of the usually 250.

 

[Skull-One]

...do less with less instead of less with more.

 

[tittyjet]

Palerider is my fave so far.

......make a newspaper stand up by itself.

 

[upncoming]

...downsize by starting rumors that lead to heated arguments over proposed TA's, consessionary contracts, and alotta accusations of "not having any balls to stand up" to the devils who run the TSA/federal government. Apparently a whole slew of 'em just quit over the soap opera. Airlines are investigating their form to see if they can make pilots follow suit...

 

[acaTerry]

Upncoming,

OTFFLMAOUICEB!!!!!!! Let's stop the joke now because no one will come up with anything funnier than that one.