Layover shenanigans...........

[UGAflyer]

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[willfly4fuud]

More bites from famous people

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.

 

[U-I pilot]

"What can you make out of this report?"
"A hat, a broach, a taradactile!"


looks like i picked the wrong day to quit ........._______________

 

[urflyingme?!]

That's when my driking problem started(spills drink)

 

[WNRHD17]

Bad news, the fog is getting thicker.

And Leon's getting laaaaaaarger!

 

[Big Duke Six]

Aaaaahhhh, corndog!

 

[Kream926]

but they're on instruments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!