And I feel like if you don't get it at this point in your life, then I'm not going to be able to explain it to you.
I get it just fine. For whatever reason, you feel a deep need to proclaim yourself a professional, and the fact that operating airplanes bears none of the characteristics that define a professional is not going to influence you.
I don't care what you say
Right, and I think that captures the essence of your attitude perfectly, you have decided against all evidence that the operators of airplanes are professionals, any you are completely unwilling to examine that thought dispassionately and analytically.
flying is my profession and I strive to act like a professional.
The two are not one and the same. I have no doubt that you approach your job with a high level of professionalism, as do I. I take pride in what I do and strive to do it to the best of my abilities. I imagine that you do also. That doesn’t make flying a profession. You can find examples of professionalism in many trades. You will find plumbers, electricians and auto mechanics who are equally dedicated to providing the best possible service they can.
The responses, yours and others’ all seem to fall into the same general category: A recitation of a litany of factors which while true, do not define what is a profession and what is not.
I understand the psychology of managing a crew, a cabin full of nervous people,
So too does the site foreman on a large electrical job understand the psychology of managing a crew of workers, and I think that may tradesmen would be surprised at your suggestion that they don’t have to deal with clients who are upset or apprehensive for a number of different reasons, including but not limited to cost, safety, schedule or inconvenience.
I do my best to remain conversant in a lengthy set of regulations laid out by the government, violation of which could cause the loss of my ability to execute my job.
So too do Electricians and Plumbers remain conversant in the complex and dynamic NEC and NPC. Go down to your local bookstore and take a look at the NEC, it’s a book much larger than a book containing Part 1,91,119, and 121 combined. Being knowledgeable about a set of regulations is not a defining feature of a profession.
(and with much greater prejudice than the state BAR, I would guess),
Perhaps, perhaps not. I think many of us tend to feel that attorneys need more restraint, whether from within or externally. I will say that I know a former attorney who got an ethics complaint and was disbarred in this state. Even though, as I understand it, his transgression was not a crime, he will not practice law again. Ever. Anywhere. He’s now a flight instructor.
I appreciate the physics involved in managing the energy of heavy aircraft as they move around in space,
That may be, I have an appreciation and understanding of physics also, having studied it at the university level. It is not however a requirement to fly airplanes. It is not necessary, for example, that a pilot understand *why* drag varies inversely with airspeed below a certain velocity nor *why* a wing stalls, It is only required that the pilot *knows* this occurs and operates the equipment accordingly. You want a demonstration of how little theoretical knowledge is actually required? Start a discussion on why Va decreases with gross weight. The majority of the responses will be absolute gibberish quoting "reserve angle of attack" and such; nonsense that is completely at odds with physics and aerodynamics. But for all that, it really doesn’t matter. All that is required is that the pilot *knows* that Va decreases with gross weight (not why) and operate in accordance with that rote knowledge, and many of those pilots who really don’t have the vaguest clue as to why Va decreases with gross weight, may be very skillful, effective safe pilots.
and most of all I demand (and usually get) the respect of my friends and peers as a professional because they all seem to understand it for what it is.
I think that this statement hints at the basis of your need to insist that operating airplanes is a profession. It almost seems that you believe that you are less worthy of respect if you are not a "professional", that somehow a skilled tradesman is inferior to a professional, and that is why you are reluctant to accept the obvious, and argue against it with such insubstantial reasoning. I don’t share this prejudice. I don’t accord my respect based on paychecks or degrees. I would have a much greater degree of respect for a plumber, or an operator of airplanes who plies his trade with the highest level of craftsmanship than I would for a doctor who makes much more money doing mediocre boob jobs for insecure bimboes. Having spent my formative years in a university environment, I’ve known far too may idiots with Phd’s to be terribly impressed by them. Respect is earned, not demanded
Right now I work for a man that has many dollars. He is a pilot and has had an airplane for almost all of his adult life. When he stepped in to the level of operating swept-wing jets he made the decision that he was no longer comfortable doing this for himself. And he hired professionals to do it for him.
Yes, and I have been doing electrical work since my teenage years. Most recently I wired my garage shop with 240 for an aircompressor. I take a great deal of pride in having done it to the best of my abilities and having done it in accordance with the NEC and local codes. For a job much more complicated, I would probably hire an electrician. Neither scenario sheds light on what is or is not a profession.
Perhaps(once again) we work with a unique skill. Some people can do it on the weekends, which isn't the case with attorneys and doctors, but not all pilots can develop the skillset required for certain jobs in the professional side of the business.
Similarly, most people with an interest could learn to push piles of dirt around with a bulldozer. Not all are capable of developing the skills required to do so with the adroitness, accuracy or efficiency of a really good equipment operator.
Professionalism is an attitude as much as anything else,
I agree, completely. Approaching your job with a professional attitude is not a defining characteristic of a profession. Within any profession or trade or other occupation you will find people who approach it with professionalism and those who do not.
but the business is self regulating in certain ways. Pilots(both hobbyists and pros alike) get killed with a level of regularity when they prove to be under prepared for what they're involved in.
This is not what is meant by "self regulation". We both know that. Any number of tradesmen can "self regulate" themselves out of existence if they are not careful.
Look, we could go on and on with this, You can continue naming specious reasons and I can continue showing that the same or very similar things exist in the trades. What you can’t do is show that piloting inherently has those features which define a learned profession in the traditional sense. You aren’t required to be educated, nor have a deep theoretical knowledge, nor is there self regulation nor a regulating professional body, nor do pilots open individual professional practices. I guess that I am secure enough in who I am to accept that yes, operating airplanes is a trade. It’s a trade which holds an appeal for me, and it is special to me, and I take a great deal of pride in it, but at the end of the day it is a trade. If it was really, really important to my sense of self worth to be able to say "I’m a professional" I would have remained in my former profession.