Keep It Going

[jetexas]

...lava soap

 

[Ailerongirl]

which I heard stings like a....

 

[rtmcfi]

nose full of oily, acrid,

 

[Yellow Snow]

sweaty toothed

 

[Ailerongirl]

Black and Decker drill, which if used correctly...

 

[jetexas]

...can whip that lava soap and metal shavings into a..

 

[Ailerongirl]

...soothing, yet vigorous exfoliating scrub. A word of caution though, as it should only be used on.....

 

[rtmcfi]

consenting adults.

 

[Ailerongirl]

Using it on underage minors will result in....

 

[bigD]

...a visit from a curious Michael Jackson...

 

[EatSleepFly]

...who should also avoid using it, because.....

 

[TonyC]

it has not been tested on artificial skin colors. Prior to using this product, you should first test it in an inconspicuous area to determine if it will leave an undesirable tint or result in blotching. If the teated area produces desirable results, you may then ...









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[jaywc7]

place it on genital areas, but only if

 

[jetexas]

..MJ is in court, which I am sure he will be again soon, because..

 

[Metro752]

...there are so many gold diggers in ........

 

[jaywc7]

the land of Michael Jackson and Jessica Simpson (you know - Pennsyltucky)...

 

[LewisU_Pilot]

Speaking of Jessica Simpson! I saw her sister last night doing...

 

[logansun]

the land of Michael Jackson and Jessica Simpson (you know - Pennsyltucky)...

lewis u pilot u messed up the thread..j/k

Where they got married and became Michael Simpson and Jessica Jackson. When asked why they didn't go with the traditional last names Michael replied in a high grab'in ball$ voice "I always wanted to be white". And Jessica looked at the reporter and said "I always wanted to be black...check out my ass". Then the both of them busted into a duet singing... it doesn't matter if your black or white just as long as you......




side note: Anyone who diverts from the thread is now called a cross sticher (CS, x-stich, x-sticher or any other acronym that comes to mind) back to work.

 

[jaywc7]

"are about 12 and male!" Repulsed by this, Jessica realizes that Michael Jackson and Nick Leche would make the perfect couple, and leaves the club to go

 

[rtmcfi]

drop her mensa application in the mail. Unfortunatly, while on the way to the post office, Jessica