Oh come on, thats an exageration...its more like 100 guys and TWO girls!! Geez.......starchkr said:FUNNY $HIT GUYS!!!!
My only "straight" concern would be how you can have a real college party with 500 guys and 1 girl??!?!?!?!?!? You do understand that women (real women, not street walkers) don't like pilots right, so the old "i'm a pilot and my daddy works for United" line WILL NOT pick up women. Trust me, it's NOT college unless you have a party EVERY weekend, and a few during the week as well(this is where the women come into play <--- ha, play, get it play? Oh, just to let you know, "play" is what you will not be getting at a school with a ratio like that.)...college is meant for enjoying, and maybe a little education along the way as well (and for those who will say otherwise...well, we know what kind of person you are anyway, so it really does not matter).
But hey, keep up the posts...this is pretty DAM funny to read...