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Job Posting - Disqualifies all of us?

Edward Summer

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PILOT - Current in Cesna 414 or 400 series. No smoking. No profanity or alcohol. Fax resume 407- 521-0721 or email
WEB OS21394


Orlando Centinal
 

CA1900

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Edward Summer said:
DESCRIPTION
PILOT - Current in Cesna 414 or 400 series. No smoking. No profanity or alcohol.

HA!

No Smoking, No Profanity, No Alcohol.

If you want a pilot, you're going to have to pick just one of the above. :D :D
 

ultrarunner

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Oh, they'll find some god-fearing bible-thumper down there.....


thankfully it's a single-pilot ops....
 

2000flyer

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Edward Summer said:
DESCRIPTION
PILOT - Current in Cesna 414 or 400 series. No smoking. No profanity or alcohol. Fax resume 407- 521-0721 or email
WEB OS21394


Orlando Centinal

Wheres my cigar. SH**...I need a beer! :D :D :D
 

Flying Illini

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2000flyer said:
Wheres my cigar. SH**...I need a beer! :D :D :D

Do three negatives equal a positive? If so, You're hired!:D
 

jetexas

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I hope whoever takes this job never has an emergency! "Oh shucks", "golly", "dad gumit", "gee", ..instead of the usual.
 

PHX767

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Is this for a missionary group????

Do they mean drinking like every night? Or just the occasional 12 pack.

No profanity. Gosh, that really is too darn bad. Dadgummit.
 

2000flyer

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Flying Illini said:
Do three negatives equal a positive? If so, You're hired!:D

Positively ;) :D
 

aeronautic1

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If they are paying me to just drive onto the ramp and look at the airplane, I think I can handle the requirement.
 

El Guapo

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Looking for Ned Flanders

I heard Ned Flanders is current on the Cessna 400 series aircraft and he's also looking for work.
 

CorpLearDriver

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Edward Summer said:
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PILOT - Current in Cesna 414 or 400 series. No smoking. No profanity or alcohol. Fax resume 407- 521-0721 or email
WEB OS21394


Orlando Centinal

Being of good moral character is a requirement for your ATP. It is also one of the requirements for a ground instructor certificate. So get a BGI and then they will cancel each other out.
 

Photoflight

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funny, it doesn't say a thing about liars though.
 

Stifler's Mom

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jetexas said:
I hope whoever takes this job never has an emergency! "Oh shucks", "golly", "dad gumit", "gee", ..instead of the usual.

"Hi this is your Captain Ned Flanders."


Ooops, just saw that El Guapo beat me to it. Sorry.
 

b757driver

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How many Nos??

They forgot.......NO way, NO how, God dang, get them critters off my leg.
 

say again

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FU@#%! I NEED A BEER :beer: AND A CIGARETTE :pimp: .

I was just denied my dream job:rolleyes: !!!!!!!
 

F16TJ

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Enough
Edward Summer said:
DESCRIPTION
PILOT - Current in Cesna 414 or 400 series. No smoking. No profanity or alcohol. Fax resume 407- 521-0721 or email
WEB OS21394


Orlando Centinal

Surely they mean just "in the cockpit"!:D
 

Edward Summer

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Allright, now raise your hand if you applied!
 

say again

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Photoflight said:
funny, it doesn't say a thing about liars though.

That's good, because I don't smoke, swear, or drink!!!!!:rolleyes:
 

414Flyer

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Maybe he would think it was cool if you asked if Cessna Skyhawks have large talons. GOSH!
 
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