Jesus H. Christ

[kevdog]

Anybody know what the H stands for in Jesus H. Christ?

Is it a Jewish name, like Howard or Harry? I know Jesus was a Jew and since so many people on this board are into religion, I thought I'd ask.

Thanks.

 

[rchcfi]

OH NO........Here we go. Gentlemen, start your engines!

 

[350DRIVER]

"affirm we'll be ready ta go at the end....''

3 5 0

check, check , check , that is set-

 

[katanabob]

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html

 

[njcapt]

Yeah, Man. You can always count on Cecil to cut through the shizzle.

 

[lionflyer]

I always thought it meant "Holy".

 

[Ailerongirl]

Anyone catch the date on that?

Why do folks say "Jesus H. Christ"?
04-Jun-1976

 

[VettePilot]

Horatio.

 

[lurker]

I had always heard it was "Hallmark", because God decided to send only the very best.

 

[Snakum]

Speaking as an unwashed heathen ... that was pretty phuk'n phunny.

Minh

 

[chawbein]

What's with the Voltron Avatars? Do you seriously want to advertise how much of a dork you are on a public forum?

 

[mainah]

What's with the Voltron Avatars? Do you seriously want to advertise how much of a dork you are on a public forum?

And yet you knew what it was. Who's the dork?

 

[logolight]

His first name isn't Jesus, it's B'jesus...

 

[chawbein]

And yet you knew what it was. Who's the dork?

I can't help it I'm a child of the 80's!
______________________________________________

"Have either of you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"Convicted?"
"No, never convicted"

 

[lionflyer]

Yaahhh.......I am a dork. You gotta problem with that? My avatar brings me back to happier time and is the only thing that keeps me saine in this crazy business.

 

[A Squared]

the H stands for "Hallowed"

you know, as in ".....Hallowed be thy name" I think it was an old family name.


(apologies to Christopher Moore)

 

[FN FAL]

Gunny Sgt Lee Ermey says it best on this sound board for FMJ...

http://soundamerica.com/sounds/movies/D-I/Full_Metal_Jacket/donut.wav

Or for an abreviated version, click on this link below and look by the upper right side of the helmet. This is a fun page, the sound bites are instant and there is no upload time.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

 

[V1Cutt]

http://www.blogjam.com/neil_armstrong/

Armstrong says it best

 

[Goose17]

Jesus Hallmark Christ!

The lunar landing audio was phreak'n phunny!

I laughed my donkey off!

Goose17

 

[OPECJet]

Could stand for "Hound dog".