Jesus Freak Joke

[kevdog]

How many Jesus freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(Reply with your own answer)

 

[chawbein]

Zero. They'll all sit around and determine that if God wants the light bulb screwed in then something will make that happen.

I can kid about myself.

 

[kevdog]

All of them, none of them have any bright ideas.

 

[FL000]

One to screw it in, and 1,000,000 others to pay for his Citation X and villa in Italy for "showing them the light."

 

[Satan]

I ll show them the light, no bulb needed

 

[bart]

None, I will hit you with a stick until the job is done and done right. Now what is all this about Jesus Freaks?

 

[Typhoon1244]

How many Jesus freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You obviously bought into that satanic Theory of Electricity, didn't you? Lightbulbs that have been born again need not be changed. If their faith is strong, they will shine forever and ever...amen.

Turn now in your text to Watts 60, 110V-120V...

 

[ibaflyer]

None. Cause Jesus is the way and the truth and "THE LIGHT"

Now put your hand on the TV and FEEL the power and remember... Salvation is only a C-note away.

 

[FSB99]

the light bulb is obviously a work of satan if it went out in the first place, cause to take the one minute to screw in a new lightbulb is distracting from your devotions and praying.

 

[mar]

Oh my God!

There are so many different ideas!

I don't know what to believe!

They can't all be right!

After all, these are just the ideas of men. Ordinary, mortal, flawed men.

Hmm. Maybe it just doesn't matter how many it takes to screw in light bulbs.

Maybe I'm gonna go see how the bulbs in the other room get installed.

But what if there's no wiring in the other room?

 

[A Squared]

How many Jesus freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, just two, but they would have to be very small, or it would have to be a large lightbulb ... and it could only be for procreative purposes ... in the missionary position, with the lights out ...

 

[mar]

LITERALIST!!

You'll surely burn for that one!

 

[414Flyer]

There was no electricity in Jesus' time, so it would be wrong and sinful to have electricity during a modern church service.

Same goes for musical instruments too....snicker...