It's good to have the real story

[B-J-J Fighter]

Sakuraba won the fight no doubt. Sak is a good fighter, well rounded, good wrestler, grappler, and can throw the leather with the best of them. Royce is fighting Matt Hughes next month should be a good fight. I like both fighters so I really don't care who wins, just hoping to see a good fight.

 

[oldxfr8dog]

I come from Lysias the son of Cephalus, and I am going to take a walk outside the wall, for I have been sitting with him the whole morning; and our common friend Acumenus tells me that it is much more refreshing to walk in the open air than to be shut up in a cloister.

Now, that was cool...

 

[oldxfr8dog]

I come from Jethro, the son of Cleettis, and I am going to take a wizz out there on the wall, for I have been sittin on the stall all freaking morning; and our common friend Ty Guy tells me that it is like mo refreshin to like walk in the open air than to shove my face in an oyster.


Fay-Dude, it's like freaking poetic and stuff, just like mine, my brother from the other emperor

And that was better than anything you have previously written here!

 

[Ty Webb]

What's wrong with shoving your face in an oyster? I prefer clams, myself, and the bearded ones are definitely better than the non-bearded ones.

 

[81Horse]

Phaedrus -- "For my part, I do so long to hear his speech, that if you walk all the way to Megara, and when you have reached the wall come back, as Herodicus recommends, without going in, I will keep you company."

(You're overeducated, my friend.)

 

[Phaedrus]

81 Horse -- Very good. I'm far from overeducated however. I simply enjoy reading.

 

[81Horse]

I simply enjoy reading.

O/T: Why must terminals be so. farkin'. noisy? All those TV screens, hardwired to Headline News. A$$holes on cellphones. All those peebs, and their peeb children. Announcements from the podium that violate noise abatement standards.

It seems like I sat down at a quiet gate one day to read, then looked up, and -- PRESTO! -- a fresh hell.

</rant>

 

[Bosley]

Awww Yeaaa, da' Tranny is making money and Air Midest is not. I guess thats what get Chuckles/Lawman so mad. Is Uppecrust Chuckie Yougurt/Lawman?

No, Einstein is Chuck Yogurt/Lawman! If you look at all his responses towards Air Tran and Delta, all his trash talk is the same!

 

[Phaedrus]

Why must terminals be so. farkin'. noisy? All those TV screens, hardwired to Headline News. A$$holes on cellphones. All those peebs, and their peeb children. Announcements from the podium that violate noise abatement standards.

It seems like I sat down at a quiet gate one day to read, then looked up, and -- PRESTO! -- a fresh hell.

[SIZE=+1]
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]These words in sombre colour I beheld
Written upon the summit of a gate;
Whence I: "Their sense is, Master, hard to me!"

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And he to me, as one experienced:
"Here all suspicion needs must be abandoned,
All cowardice must needs be here extinct.

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]We to the place have come, where I have told thee
Thou shalt behold the people dolorous
Who have foregone the good of intellect."

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And after he had laid his hand on mine
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,
He led me in among the secret things.

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There sighs, complaints, and ululations loud javascript:paramnewwindow('footnotes3.html#canto3-22')
Resounded through the air without a star,
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat. [/SIZE]

 

[ReverseSensing]

[SIZE=+1]
All hope abandon, ye who enter in!"

[/SIZE][SIZE=+1]These words in sombre colour I beheld [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
Written upon the summit of a gate;
Whence I: "Their sense is, Master, hard to me!"

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And he to me, as one experienced: [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
"Here all suspicion needs must be abandoned,
All cowardice must needs be here extinct.

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]We to the place have come, where I have told thee [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
Thou shalt behold the people dolorous
Who have foregone the good of intellect."

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And after he had laid his hand on mine [/SIZE][SIZE=+1]
With joyful mien, whence I was comforted,
He led me in among the secret things.

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]There sighs, complaints, and ululations loud
Resounded through the air without a star,
Whence I, at the beginning, wept thereat. [/SIZE]

bestpilot, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, for a translation.

 

[81Horse]

We to the place have come, where I have told thee
Thou shalt behold the people dolorous
Who have foregone the good of intellect."

"Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question . . ."

<thread hijack complete -- sorry>
:beer:

 

[CatfishVT9]

There once was a man from Nantucket.......

 

[bestpilot]

bestpilot, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone, for a translation.

As you wish, my brother..............

All freaking hope abandoned, all you peeps commuting home!

Duude I was like freaking somber when like I beheld
Written like at the summit of a gate; my flight home is closed!
Whence I: "My sense is, DUUDE, it freaking stinks to be me!"


And he to me, as another dude experienced in commuting:
"Duude, this concourse needs must be abandoned,
Any open flights home wit these dudes be extinct.”


We to this other gate have come, where I have told you, bro
Check out the wicked cool gate agent “Dolorous”
She ain’t too bright, but she be hookin us up."


And after he had laid his hand on mine
With a joyful grin, then I like started FREAKING OUT!!!,
Then He told me in abouts his “secret things”.


There sighs, complaints, and ululations loud
Resounded through the air without a star,
Whence I, right freaking there, shouted aloud,
“Duude, get the heck away from ME, you sick Freak!!!”

 

[ReverseSensing]

I....can't......breath! I can't believe I ever thought about putting bestpilot on my ignore list.


:beer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Phaedrus]

Yup, I hate to say it but that was some good stuff.

 

[81Horse]

Okay, bestpilot -- I take back everything I said.

For now.

That was funny. Way funnier than T.S. Eliot.