It's a Joke, Creation or Evolution

[RightPedal]

A mother and her 5yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask
the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did....."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you....."










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[Typhoon1244]

That joke was around when Avbug and Jesus were in third grade...

 

[RightPedal]

Well I'm only 50yo so forgive me for being so behind...LoL

 

[Typhoon1244]

Well I'm only 50yo so forgive me for being so behind...

Boy, you're ooooooooold!

I used to think thirty was old...I don't think that anymore.

 

[Slug]

ANCIENT

Just wait till your yapping it up with some young FA and she talks about someone being ancient and you ask her to define "ancient" and she says 37 - 40. Crushed my 37 year old ego.

Wasting away,

Slug

 

[Typhoon1244]

I already have that problem...like when nubile young ladies call me "Mister C_______" or "sir."

"Hey! You don't have to call me 'Mister!' I'm cool, I'm hip...aren't I...?"

(If you're over thirty and you haven't seen American Beauty starring Kevin Spacey yet, go rent it. Too bad Mena Suvari doesn't live around here.)

 

[Timebuilder]

Women in their thirties call me mister.

It's enough to make a man sick to his stomach....

 

[skyking1976]

At my ripe old age of 27 I get called "sir" or "captain" when I get out of the airplane at an FBO. It makes me feel far older than I am. I still call my Dad sir! D@mn! I'm not old! I'M NOT OLD!!!!!!!!

 

[fLYbUDDY]

At my ripe old age of 27 I get called "sir" or "captain" when I get out of the airplane at an FBO. It makes me feel far older than I am. I still call my Dad sir! D@mn! I'm not old! I'M NOT OLD!!!!!!!!

"I have never been called sir before, except in sir, you’re making a seen."
-Homer Simpson-

 

[Dash8]

I feel your pain my brother, I feel your pain......

I already have that problem...like when nubile young ladies call me "Mister C_______" or "sir."

"Hey! You don't have to call me 'Mister!' I'm cool, I'm hip...aren't I...?"

(If you're over thirty and you haven't seen American Beauty starring Kevin Spacey yet, go rent it. Too bad Mena Suvari doesn't live around here.)

 

[flywithastick]

I feel your pain my brother, I feel your pain......

I feel more and more pain just walking around every day!

kind of reminds me of a Frasier episode I saw once. Mr Crane was watching Rockford Files on TV and thinking outloud how he, being the former cop, was kind of like "the guy on Rockford Files".

Daphne chimed in and said something like, "oh, you mean the dad (Rockford's dad, Noah Berry, Jr)?!" It just crushed Mr. Crane.

http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/R/htmlR/rockfordfile/rockfordfileIMAGE/rockfordfile.jpg

 

[cessna_driver2]

I already have that problem...like when nubile young ladies call me "Mister C_______" or "sir."

"Hey! You don't have to call me 'Mister!' I'm cool, I'm hip...aren't I...?"

If you have to say that your old typhoon.

 

[TXCAP4228]

"Hey! You don't have to call me 'Mister!' I'm cool, I'm hip...aren't I...?"

Sorry dude....